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Secret Service want a Sarcasm Detector to aid in threat detection
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Yeah, that will be really useful.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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They want to identify dimwit tweeters? Yeah, like that's going to work!
(Actually it's pretty easy: it's nearly all of them)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Quote: (Actually it's pretty easy: it's nearly all of them)
They are not questioning your messages 
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I see what you did there! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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There's an app[^] for that.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Dalek Dave wrote: Secret Service want a Sarcasm Detector to aid in threat detection
I'd be more interested in a web browser add-on that would allow me to slap someone over the 'net with a large trout.
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And it is only 8 years old.
Wow, cutting edge.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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And I wrote something similar 16 years ago.
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NormDroid wrote: And I wrote something similar 16 years ago.
So did I, but it wasn't a screen saver.
(I wasn't cut out for kernel mode development)
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Dalek Dave wrote: And it is only 8 years old.
The appearance hasn't changed yet
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
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ΑlphaΔeltaΘheta wrote: The appearance hasn't changed yet
I will have to take your word for it. It has been so long since I had a Blue Screen on my XP system, that I barely remember what it looks like.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Yeah, I can't remember last time I had a BSOD.
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SoMad wrote: I will have to take your word for it.
Might be true for XP, but Win 7 Embedded (dunno about the 'normal' versions) has a newer BSOD which somewhat resembles the Win 8 BSOD style.
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
The console is a black place [taken from Q&A]
How to ask a question
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Marco Bertschi wrote: dunno about the 'normal' versions
It's the same... dunno about the Win 8 BSOD Style
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
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The Win 8 BSOD comes in different colors and looks nicer.
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I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
The console is a black place [taken from Q&A]
How to ask a question
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May be easier to reproduce in a screen saver like this
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
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Actually the w8 BSOD is different! 
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And so is the Win 7 Embedded BSOD (see my answer to SoMad).
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
The console is a black place [taken from Q&A]
How to ask a question
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ΑlphaΔeltaΘheta wrote: non-nerd kiddies
Are there any such around nowadays? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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At my home: 75% of them 
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
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Yes. Justin Bieber, for example.
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Johnny J. wrote: Are there any such around nowadays
Yes, most ipad users.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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