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... A morbid fear of memory sticks? Ramaphobia sounds religionish.
It's weird: "Hey, sure! You can log on to our wifi and get complete RWX access to every file and database on our servers!", but "Oh God, NO! Keep that memory stick away from me, Please!"
I wonder if these people also refuse to open any web page at all, or any e-mail from anyone, anywhere, too.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: A morbid fear of memory sticks?
"Overacting".
Mark_Wallace wrote: I wonder if these people also refuse to open any web page at all,
Nee, since the webpage hasn't been anywhere physically. It's not drowning in germs.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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The more pressing question is to which orifice they are going to be attached! 
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I would go for Mnemonobaccillophobia
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Mark_Wallace wrote: A morbid fear of memory sticks
Sandiskophobia ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I forgot my Cpday yesterday. But I've put up with seven years of you elephants wasting my time. No stop it, I really must do some work.
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That gin doesn't drink itself. Congratulations Nagster.
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Congratulations!
This "work" of which you speak: does it involve a Bottle of some form? Plus Ice and a Slice?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You know how gin-and-tonic was invented, don't you?
Tonic water (quinine) was the standard treatment for malaria in the colonial days. Quinine of course is bitter and so gin was added to make the medicine palatable.
With gin-and-tonic, one is able to screw oneself and malaria at the same time.
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Today, and yesterday, I am actually doing some real honest-to-God paid work. Rare, but it does happen.
And I'm drinking coffee*
* it's a bit too early for gin.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: * it's a bit too early for gin.
Where is Nagy Vilmos and what have you done with him?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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If he really was consuming that much gin and tonic, I would have no other choice than to call him a trouble sh**tter. 
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I never have more than one gin...
... at a time.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: it's a bit too early for gin.
There's always Gin o'clock somewhere.
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Much to do on Candy Crush and Farmville, huh? 
Who do you think you're kidding?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I will swear on my dear children's lives that I have never played either of these games.
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I must have joined around the same time. My current account is 6 years 6 months old - but I had previously joined using some other name then lost the password & ended up re-joining.
i don't actually recall a time during that whole time when you were actually working rather than drinking!
Well done!
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A few more days, and ...[^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Congratulations.
Missus Clegg, another drop of gin?
Veni, vidi, vici.
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I missed my five year (with this ID)...I will have a drink to celebrate our achievements... 
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Congrats!
[Edit]
I just checked my account: 10 years and ..1 month.. 
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The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Has it been 7 yrs already, my time flies when you're having ?fun?
Congrats
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: No stop it, I really must do some work.
So no stopping it but you want to do some work? 
What a difference one letter makes, especially since you use it in games to move forward.
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