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Oh Yes!
Nice mix of editor commands in there
TECO$for$the$win$ex$$
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I bet that is very amusing. Blocked by corporate web filter.
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I could never quit VI, sou I bought another computer and never fired it up again.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
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Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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I hope this never gets to my boss, otherwise, he will be able to fully understand what i'm telling him...
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Gets a little bit sweary at the end[^]
"A cat is a pet for people who can’t really be bothered caring for a pet."
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Martin Mor wrote: Dogs have all the same good qualities of a cat, a loving companion, fun to play with, like being stroked. But with the added advantage that you can, (indeed you have to), take it out for walks.
And I think this highlights the real reason why most so called “cat lovers” are attracted to cats;
They are a pet that you do not have to invest very much effort into.
A cat is a pet for people who can’t really be bothered caring for a pet.
Clearly a statement of a human, who never really had a cat for a pet.
Cats may not need to take them out for walks, but surely you need to take care of them
-each day you must clean their bio
-take care of water, food
-take care of their daily exercise(most fun part of the day including a small ball for cats) [If you don't they will remind you in 3 am in the morning next day]
-give your pet a fare share of attention (petting, holding etc)If you don't they will be angry at you, and you don't want to have an angry cat for a pet, you just don't.
And kids don't forget, even if you do some activity not involving your cat (for example reading), if you are caught, it will become a cat involving activity
Clickety
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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That's one way of doing it, alternatively you could just be like our neighbours who have three that all just roam the streets 24/7 and spend 99% of their time in our front garden.
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Oh, really, i assume this comes from a person that owns a dog[^]
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Jeez, this guy really doesn't like cats - or dogs for that matter.
I don't care if he is a "comedian" - if this article is an attempt at humour, he really fails, and if it's not, then he is seriously disturbed.
In my opinion, a person who is so cold that he can't care for a living creature, no matter if it's a cat or a dog or something else, is not a good person. He's off my christmas card list for sure!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Made me Laugh and so did the comments
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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... do it the Welsh way[^]
[No sheep where harmed in the making of this link; though a few may get barbecued later]
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Yes, that's about right - they are helpful creatures, Dragons.
Eat Grockles, you know...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: [No sheep where harmed in the making of this link; though a few may get barbecued later]
What fuels a dragon?
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Magic.
And Biodiesel.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And here I thought it was lanolin
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Hi All,
I know Windows has short cut keys and I do use them on desktop machines, but on Embedded systems (PC104 etc.) at times you just haven't got a spare port, spare mouse to use, ability to reboot with out loosing the state. I was wondering if there is a keyboard mouse emulation mode ala the Amiga (as I remember it left A (amiga)key and the arrow keys) gave you control of the mouse pointer (not very accurate but...) is there a similar thing in Windows?, just wondering that's all.
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Oh good, I though my Google-Fu was having a day off!, as I said I don't really need it, it's one of those things you wish you had when something goes wrong. On the Amiga it only tended to used (by me at any rate) when you had two joysticks plugged in and there was a problem at boot up (bleedin' hard disc)
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Turn on Mouse keys feature?
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Hmmm, that might do it I will have a look thanks, had a look it's based on the number pad, which is fine if you have a number pad/or a keyboard which emulates a key pad...
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I tried that, I'm sure I did! Oh heck it's Wednesday, never could get the hang of Thursdays is spreading backward...
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Hmmm, it still relies on turning on a feature which is a fuss if there is no mouse available, the Amiga did it by default.
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I used to drool when I saw an Amiga.
Haven't seen one for years now.
Sorry but I have no answers for you.
...other than use keyboards that have integrated mouse.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Got two of them, good machines for the time (still reasonable today ). I was thinking more of the emergency "why did that software update you did cripple our bottling machine" situation (has happened many moons ago, too long to detail here, not my fault!).
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