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Every picture is of you when you were younger.
I’m a hard act to follow, because when I’m done, I take the microphone with me.
This sign says “IMPROV,” but I had a bad set on Friday night, so yesterday they put an “E” on the end of it.
Johnny J. wrote: I'll get my coat as well and join you... hopefully they have a coat rack at this rate
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"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They’re not laughing now."
Bob Monkhouse
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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I just Googled Bob Monkhouse for the heck of it, and in the Wikipedia article, I noticed this quote:
"So you are half Welsh and half Hungarian, that means you are well-hung!"
I didn't really find it all that funny, and I can't help feeling sorry for Griff upon learning that Mrs. OG seems to have had an affair with Nagy...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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So this baby seal walks into a club...
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Man Kind?[ ¸ ]
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Blonde walks into a bar.
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant!
What do you call a blonde with 3 brain cells? Twins!
Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc? A ginger kid has 2 friends!
What's the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A shoe has a soul!
How do Gingers do a high-five? Clap!
[I am a redhead, I've already got my coat on]
[Modified = Sorry I realise you said "GOOD" one liners, my bad.]
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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2 brain cells? future blonde?
3 brain cells? two future blondes!
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A special one liner[©] just for you.
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The terrorist plot to disrupt the festivities in Pamplona was abominable.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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"Kids these days, they blow up so fast!" - Achmed
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Success with your first test then, you should go far.
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Nobody here but us chickens.
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Now I feel like a fool, I'm a duck.
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DUCK![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Its not a duck, ... its a duckling!
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Potaeto / Potaato...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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You cannot make a full grown duck to lay on her/his back. They have pride !
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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A gin-sipping duck?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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guck? gick?
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
The console is a black place [taken from Q&A]
How to ask a question
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Or a duck-sipping-gin?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Sipping? Nah, wrong duck!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: wrong duck!
Sorry. I thought it was you I've seen.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Great Job!
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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It doesn't work!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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