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I haven't looked at CP since the end of last week, so please forgive me for bringing up an old post, but I believe it is in everyone's best interest to familiarize yourselves with the vows that members of the Repost Police needs to take:
Quote: Reposters gathers, and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my death.
I shall tolerate no repost, hold no hands, forgive no laziness.
I shall search for the source and provide a link to it.
I shall live and die at my post.
I am the downvoter in the darkness.
I am the watcher of the forums.
I am the fire that burns the lazy,
the light that exposes the dumb,
the hero that larts the lusers,
the shield that guards the realms of CP.
I pledge my life and honor to the Repost Police,
for this post and all the posts to come.
The vows are usually taken in the presence of Bob, the hamsters and a Leslie Nielsen shrine.
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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Haven't I seen that before somewhere? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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BotCar wrote: Leslie Nielsen shrine
Why not Leslie? 
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Ooooh no,
I missed my chance to fall in love, to see my future and lose some weight.
Now it will be harder for me to see the right posts and do all of the above.
I will be lonely and fat 
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Argonia wrote: I will be lonely and fat
No you won't - you'll still have chocolate!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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On the long run, the later *could* be related to the chocolate.
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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Or lead to the development of Chocoholism[^]...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I first heard the term here: http://www.amazon.com/Chocolate-Consuming-Passion-Sandra-Boynton/dp/0894801996[^] many years ago. It's a book for people who like chocolate. Using "like" as in "I like to breathe".
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You don't want Ali to hear you say that! 
Not that Ali is overweight - far from it, I suspect - but saying "chocolate is fattening" is like saying "bacon is bad for you". Clearly, false information! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm certainly far from judging other members body shape.
Quote: *could* be related to the chocolate.
*could* in the sense of may, or may not.
Yes, I posted something that says nothing at all, in best Swiss manner
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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Are the Swiss allowed to cast aspersions on Chocolate? I always assumed that was a hanging offense in most cantons.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm originally from the canton Aargau, where only casting aspersions against any type of alcoholic beverage is a hanging offense
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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Marco Bertschi wrote: in best Swiss manner
My uncle lives in Switzerland like 60 years, and has no manners at all!!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I have manners, occasionally.
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Clearly, false information!
Unfortunately not! About half of the natural chocolate is cocoa butter, and that is a pure vegetable fat! You have to eat dark/unsweetened chocolate (70% or over) to minimize the amount of cocoa butter - and to maximize the pleasure
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Myth No. 2 "Chocolate is fattening."
A crucial factor has been overlooked in this widespread condemnation of chocolate: Most chocolate eaters tend to supplement their chocolate intake with other foods. By what right, what logic can chocolate be singled out as the cause of plumpness? How can we be certain that, say, carrots are not a catalyst of weight-gain when chocolate is present?
And there is empirical evidence that also raises serious doubts about chocolate's fatteningness: Few chocolate lovers can simply lie back and wait for chocolate to come to them. For most, getting and keeping chocolate often requires strenuous physical work.
--- Sandra Boynton, "Chocolate: the Consuming Passion"
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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But of course she is not prejudiced...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Dark chocolate, my favorite kind, although I'll eat any kind of chocolate that comes my way.
Dave.
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Chocolate is made from cacao and the cacao is a fruit of a plant. Clearly chocolate is vegetable! It cannot be bad for you
Don't believe anyone who says otherwise, they try to lower the consummation of this food of Bob, so there will be more for them.
Ali will agree with me, because this is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
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Nuts come from plants too and they're one of the most fattening foods around
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Strange, squirrels seem fine to me. I don't remember seeing fat one
Clearly this is a product of skilled photoshop user
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Squirrels in autumn get very fat indeed. If they don't, they die during hibernation and spring.
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Good.
Damn tree-rats.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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So, anything vegetable is absolutely OK ?
In that case i can think of a few plants in my garden you might care to try (this time of year: Lily of the valley), you wouldn't derive much pleasure from them and certainly not for long. Mind you, getting fat definitely becomes a thing of the past. 
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So I definitely shouldn't be eating it, then?
Not unless blurry vision, diarrhea, vomiting and nausea, disorientation, drowsiness, headaches, red skin rashes, excessive salivation, sudden alterations in your cardiac rhythm and possible death sound like your idea of fun.
Sounds like a fun summer vacation on the beach to me.
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