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My mate has been stealing from his work.
He is a town planner and highways engineer.
Nobody suspected a thing.
But I when I went to his house, all the signs were there.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Hey, Leslie and I did that one some time ago. Can't believe the crappy search function doesn't bring up anything.... 
[EDIT] Here it was...[^] [/EDIT]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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But DD did not use the joke icon. Perhaps he is being serious? Maybe it really did happen.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Of course it did! There was no joke icon as you so aptly point out, so how can it have been otherwise?
BTW: Speaking of Dave makes me think of an old saying I just invented: "99 percent of politicians give the rest a bad name." 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Quote: makes me think of an old saying I just invented:
You're nuts. I'm onto you.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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So you caught me lying in the Lounge. Dang. Who would have thought that could happen? 
But heck, I figured: With accountants and politicians around (and one that is both), who would notice one more teeny tiny lie? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Quote: So you caught me lying in the Lounge.
I feel like I have been deputized for something and I don't want it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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One percent honest?
Nah, I can't believe it - it can't be that high... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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My mate wanted to know the difference between managed and unmanaged memory - I gave him a few pointers.
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A Luton shepherd said to Dave, " I've got sixty-eight sheep, would you like to round 'em up for me?"
So he said, "Ok, you've got seventy!"
Badam!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A friend of mine owns the world's quietest cat - it goes μ
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Muuuh? I've never heard a cat go Muuuh before... 
But on a serious note: There ARE cat's like that. One of mine can't meow. She sounds more like a frog or a bird. It's SO cute!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If you had turned the street lights on you would have seen them.
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Street lights? They'll need to get electricity first!
[Oh and welcome. Will you be staying or is this just a brief visit?]
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IPL's on so it's mainly to talk Cricket in GIT. Boss now so don't get much time to fanny about here.
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My mate got the sack from his work. It was an electronics factory where they made calculators.
After much investigation, he only got rumbled when the employers managed to put 2 and 2 together. 
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I think we road this one into the ground.
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It will be funny, as the container of the points is a fixed size box (150px) so 1M will be a problem - I think the best solution is to wrap his points around... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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That's not me.
I have a beard.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I have a beard.
Isn't that when you get married to hide your sexuality?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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No, that's what the wife after you get married to avoid your sexuality...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I really want to say thank you to @Nish-Sivakumar, for his article[^].
Big thanks. This article helps me come up with a good idea. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Well say it there!
There are stars you can use to upvote it, and a messages forum at the bottom of the article you can use to say thanks - and then it stays with the article instead of being slowly lost in the mists of time as message here are!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Done that.
I just want to share what CP had given me today (aside from the laughs from the Lounge).
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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