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Wand Erection will be at Cardington Hangars for rehearsals today, but we are not to let anyone know that they will be arriving by Helicopter at 1.00pm.
We have been sworn to secrecy as they do not want the fans to cause a disturbance.
So keep that to yourselves.
If this appears all over facebook and twitter I will be forced to stifle a yawn.
What a bunch of Pooftahs!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Wand Erection
*Giggle* - He said "Wand Erection" 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Cool thats a good reason to avoid the General Area of Luton. 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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You need a reason???????????
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Sadly I'm not in the area, and my SAMs are in the garden shed.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Why not use the drones and do it from your armchair?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Drones broken. 
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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You've been hunting Beiber again haven't you
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Can you not arrange a little accident?
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You must work on your presentation... 
Blue Waffle wrote: Can you not arrange a little...
...accident?
:WhiteCatStrokeSmiley:
It's a bit more "evil mastermind" that way!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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was tweeted 3 hours ago, so you'll have to get to eh back of the queue
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That was yesterday, but today they wanted peace and quiet.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Wand Erection
Or, to give them their proper name, "Fairy-stick Tumescence". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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So I just says out loud "What the C*** is Wand Erection?"
Coworker said "A generic version of viagra produced in Mexico" without skipping a beat.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Wand Erection
Is that some sort of marital aid?
Will Rogers never met me.
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I am picking Rory to win.
But I also have a £1 bet on every match today.
Can't wait!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: I am picking Rory to win.
I dunno...He's a clever man (when he's not drunk) but he's not much with a golf bat[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Movie Quote Of The Day
If you want any of life's little luxuries - chocolate, toothpaste, soft toilet paper - Massive is your man!
Which movie?
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Blood and Chocolate, but mostly Chocolate
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Argonia wrote: Blood and Chocolate
Not a good mixture, even for a vampire with a sweet tooth...
On the other hand, Chili and Chocolate work very well together...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The best mixture for Chocolate is more Chocolate 
Never tasted chili (I don't like the spicy food much) but i heard of it and still cant image the mixture of chili and choco.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Ooooohhhh trust me on this: get some good quality dark chocolates with chili in and your mouth will love you for it...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I don't know from where I can get chili here except if i make it, but still i am not so good at cooking
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I'm pretty sure that google can find you some in Bulgaria: try "chili chocolate" and you will pretty definitely find the Lindt Excellence range - which isn't the best, but it's not bad...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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