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I feel your pain. My Jeep decided this morning it was going to lock all the doors after I had started the engine. It ran in my driveway for over an hour until a locksmith arrived.
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Richard C Bishop wrote: lock all the doors after I had started the engine
What was the problem? Just pull the door handle and you're out.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I wish it was a matter of just opening the door . I was carrying bags to put in the passenger seat and I reached over to start it from that side. I shut the door and proceeded to walk around the vehicle to the driver side as I have done 1000 times before. Upon arriving at said destination, I discovered all the doors were locked.
On the up side, I did learn how to "unlock" just about any vehicle with a couple nifty devices that can be purchased on the internet.
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Is it? A very old man who had lived an interesting and productive life dies after being ill for sometime.
I don't think that is sad.
In other news a 25 year old with two very young children whose mum died when she was 11 has also died.
I think that is sad.
Although the internet is currently awash with nasty comments and unpleasant jokes about her.
Neither will effect me personally in anyway.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Had to do some last minute shopping for the Mrs today. One item was stockings. Did you know that in addition to color, they have a pressure setting too? WTF. As if the crazy color names like camel beige weren't bad enough, you have to know how many hPa she is.
At least it has a number that makes sense. The colors should be defined the same way, in RGB values.
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The Women I like are like the Tyres on my car.
Bald and barely legal.
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Blue Waffle wrote: Bald
I do not even want to know.
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This one[^] is for you.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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You (and the person who posted that image) are pure evil.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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I shouldn't read your posts Now my mind is thinking about "WTF" and what it could mean: "Windows Terror Foundation" , "Windows Trouble Foundation" and so on
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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Sound like part of the .NET stack?
WTF.NET
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It's public and you can add as many variants as you like to it
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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What a Terrible Failure (according to Google)
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... wear 'em out and replace them.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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After they've been rotated of course.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Yes but they are also like wine
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Dad always told me, "If it has tires or teats, you're going to have trouble with it."
Will Rogers never met me.
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So, get a boat. No trouble there. BOAT = Bank On Another Thousand
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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boat: A hole in the water where one tosses money.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Especially if you live in the desert.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Yup! The first, and biggest expense is paying someone to dig a hole deep enough to have water in it.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Well, some women might be like tires, others are merely tiresome...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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