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Guess I'll refrain from posting it seen from the horse's point of view then... 
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Been a while since I heard it. 
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Yeah, it's sure to be a Leslie! 
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I just noticed that this joke is full of spilling errors (well, I found two at least). I apologize; All I did was cut & paste. But to be Frank, I don't feel like correcting the errors in a joke... I'll leave that up to the [other] grammar-nazis! 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Johnny J. wrote: I don't feel like correcting the errors in a joke... I'll leave that up to the [other] grammar-nazis!
DD it is your call to action.
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Heard it that they were riding in a carriage.
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Ohh, so Leslie, how are you? 
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She's going to be so proud of me. Last time I was there she said I needed to lose weight and I've lost 130lbs, broke up with my GF.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I've lost 130lbs
Got to thia and thaught jeez...
Mike Hankey wrote: broke up with my GF
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Mike Hankey wrote: I've lost 130lbs
Please share your secret with the rest of the class
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It's all about ground rules; if you bitch - you're out, if you gripe - you're out, if you raise you're voice - you're out, etc.. Varies with each one!
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I am not talking about ditching your girlfriend, i am asking about the loosing weight program. Please share what you do to lose so much weight and for how long you didn't gain anything.
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HE didn't lose weight himself. The 130 lbs he lost WAS his girlfriend. Just a joke in other words... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Ex-lax and a high fiber diet!
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Now you're just sh*tting us...
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Who me? 
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Reminds me of the old joke: "That's once!"
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I believe I remember that joke and it is kinda similar!
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I risk the negative sign if Mrs The Wife takes the children away...
Veni, vidi, vici.
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thats gr8..losing 130lbs...hw did u do it...??? 
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Dinesh.V.Kumar wrote: losing 130lbs...hw did u do it...??
It was in the post:
Mike Hankey wrote: broke up with my GF
You and Argonia need to keep up with the puns this fine morning.
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Sorry about that..I guessed it but was not sure if that was the point!!!
modified 17-Mar-14 7:33am.
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Dinesh.V.Kumar wrote: abt tat
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Teh spilling is week in this won!
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corrected the spilling!!!
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Mike Hankey wrote: I've lost 130lbs, broke up with my GF
You also got rid of that nagging sensation in your head at the same time, I gather...
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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