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0. Marriage gives you the illusion of feeling wiser.
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50 times pollution; nonsense-oneliners.
Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote: You don't get lucky. You create lucky. Explain how to do so in Africa; they could use some luck with the weather.
Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote: A dream job does not exist. You have to create it. How does one create a dreamjob from the manure-moving-work?
Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote: Sleep, food and exercise can help you triple your outcome Where's the measurement?
Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote: Successful people listen. They PRETEND to be interested, which requires ACTIVE listening.
Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote: A problem is only a problem if you make the choice to see it as a problem. This is my favourite;
Imagine hearing this line after your wife ran away with your best friend, you got fired, and someone ran his car over your dog. So, all you have to do is decide it's not a problem. In my best American;
[Just] have a niiiiice day
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: [Just] have a niiiiice day
I am
PS: Did you actually read them
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I saw nothing about how to make a decent sandwich, how good could the list be?
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Can any of you imagine what it's like to be a black man in this world? Can any of you white women imagine what it would be like to bring a black baby into this world?
Which movie?
(TOTD: Tip Of The Day: I got the idea from a post earlier today...)
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The Ingloreous Basterds?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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MEl Gibson - A documentary
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The Italian Job
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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blood diamond may be ....
Ravi Khoda
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"Men In Black 4 - The Next Generation"
(yes|no|maybe)*
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"Men in White?"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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"Men In Grey"
(yes|no|maybe)*
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Guess Who is Coming to Dinner.
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Pakistan have never beaten India in a world cup and India have never beaten Pakistan on a FRIDAY
Which team is your favorite and why ?
modified 21-Mar-14 4:18am.
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Says the Brit .
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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Well it cricket not Baseball
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It might involve cricket paraphernalia but I don't consider T20 *Cricket
*Assuming best Geoffrey Boycott accent
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i like it's unpredictable
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