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Just remember that marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
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Wedding : Being 2 to solve problems you'd never have had if you had remained single.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Heard for the first time.
.AK.
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It is the line I write on wedding cards. (Here a bad translation from French).
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Don't spoil his honeymoon. He anyway will come to know all about these after that.
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Because a man does not know true happiness until he's married. After that, it is too late.
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You poor poor man!
You do realise that your life is now over and that you will be fitted with a tracker and questioned about your movements for the rest of your life?
Have a great day.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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How much did you pay her?
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I know this is a joke question, but:
**Cough** Mahr[^] **Cough**
Had great fun with herself's father: I claim he wanted £2 for her, but I knocked him down to £1 as "she is over 30"
In reality there was a confusion in the negotiations, when he started talking about a "dowry", I assumed it worked like it did the UK (he pays me) - so I requested to keep it as low as possible as I thought it outmoded (but we needed to agree as a legal requirement). He agreed & I totally got the wife at a bargain price, l33t negotiating skills!
In the end I had to borrow the £1 off her mother - I forgot to bring the coin!
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I always found it interesting how different cultures have different payees for dowry. I'd be interested to learn how it started and changed over time.
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Allah yihaneekoum!
May she take your input and give you output! The good kind.
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Barak Allah feek
Thank you
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Congrats!
thatrajaCode converters | Education Needed
No thanks, I am all stocked up. - Luc Pattyn
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is - Henry Minute
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Ignore all the naysayers. Have a wonderful wedding and find something new to love about her everyday. Mind you it does get hard sometimes, but if you look hard enough you'll find it.
25 years and still loving it, ya mooks!
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