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Are you suggesting I cat nip it in the bud?
/ravi
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These puns couldn't pawssibly get any worse... or could they?
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We're just starting to sink our claws into the bucket-o-puns.
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Yes, I think we're just beginning to scratch the surface.
/ravi
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Looks like you're ready to pounce.
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I think that's just stalk.
/ravi
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I'm not too sure, everyone loves to hear the roar of the crowd.
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Oh it's just a cute widdle baby tiger.
That will rip your face off!
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He's just being a good pet owner... taking his cat for a walk.
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Hum Beethoven at it.
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At least we could.
At least, at the time we fooled ourselves we could.
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Veni, vidi, vici.
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I don't think Bob the Builder would've come off so well if that was the theme.
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose
but DON'T pick your friends nose!
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Some people have a nosejob fetish.
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Kind of sounds Carlinian.
George Carlin said:
"You can prick your finger, just don't finger your prick."
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Well I just realized I had nothing funny to say
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Did you hear the one about the peas?
well, whaddaya know, neither do I have anything funny to say. Must be contagious.
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Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote: Well I just realized I had nothing funny to say I think we all can agree on that.
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I concur that agreeing to disagree, even if that disagreeing means we must agree with others who disagree with us on things we agree with others on.
Unless, of course, we disagree on agreeing on disagreeing when others agree on those things we disagree to agree on, but only to a certain degree for those who like to think they are in a different pedigree if only to disagree but a millidegree on what others agree upon.
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What did Agree ever do to you to diss him?
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not put tuna on pizza.
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or Anchovies!
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