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We needed to deliver it with a spoon to get it
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LOL! In this case, yeah! :P
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You know I just love up votes LOL
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Who doesn't??
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Give this man a cookie every time he up vote me
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.:>GSN<:.
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Dearest Auntie[^] tells me about this awful bloke.
We thought we did a good thing kicking the turd out of the UK and letting you Yankees have him, but now his show is being cancelled and that can only mean one thing, you might be sending him back. Please don't do that. I have evidence that he's a Taliban freedom fighter, that he called Obama a very rude name, that he sent toxic substances through the post and he carries a centre-fold of Ted Kaczynski in his wallet. Surely that's enough to send him to Russia or incarcerate him for 150 years. Don't return him, he's yours.
Hands over ears, la la la la la
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Not only that but I am starting a rumour have heard that he also organised the Brink's-MAT robbery, and was very rude to Queen Oprah!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And he called North Korea's leader a piggy-wiggy and that he'd like to tickle a wild tiger's tummy. Perhaps the Daily Mirror will have him back as their defence correspondent.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Queen Oprah ... hahaha ...
Sic Parvis Magna
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I bet he's laughing all the way to the bank.
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I would sponsor any program involving Peas Moron. With the one caveat that it must be filmed inside the crater of an active volcano. During an earthquake. In the middle of a hurricane. With lightning.
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I'm sure Piers Morgan was Jimmy Saville's best mate and the two were never seperated.
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Maybe you can make him a judge on Britain's Got Talent or some other waste of bandwidth program.
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In the west, ethinc Germans (they migrated there centuries ago). In the east, Russians.
They have separate languages, separate cultures, and different loyalties: In WWII western Ukrainians joined the German forces to fight the Russians.
And today, the EU, headed by Germany, is fighting with Russia for the Ukraine....
There's a lot of bad blood there, its a powder keg waiting to go off.
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The Ukrainian Navy is well equipped. The out-going President has a Spanish galleon in his presidential compound. If Putin does send in troops, we in the west will stamp our feet and holler "Foul play". It remains to see what he does. I did notice on the news there was some nice totty on duty in Independence Square. That's my view (left-field) from here in Crawley.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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A case of 'be very careful or history repeats itself' I think
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You just know it's going to be trouble when the protesters man the barricades armed with real grenades rather than Molotov Cocktails...the BBC news showed one cop getting his foot blown off trying to kick one away...
But I did find it amusing to hear yesterday that Traffic Cops are patrolling in Kiev, provided they are escorted by protesters!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yeah, its a total collapse of the system.
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what about the twit with an air rifle that was wandering about last week at the height of the troubles!
I mean unarmed people were being shot and he has an air rifle?
what was he thinking! (only thing I can come up with is "shoot me, shoot me")
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Why is it OK in your eyes for a female to abuse a position of trust and have sex with an underage boy in her care, and not when the genders are reversed?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Well, maybe because a lot of male students want to do it with the good looking female teacher.
But it's still not okay
I'd try to date her when i leave School XD (what i already have, so get her to meh !)
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