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A man in a Ford Pinto pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in there?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too... see?" "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
Then the man in the Pinto says, "You got a fax machine?" "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here!" "Uh-huh." The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Pinto says, "So, do YOU have a double bed in back there?" And the guy in the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here. See?" The light turns green and the man in the Pinto takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a custom shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done and he picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Pinto. He finally finds it parked alongside the road so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Pinto are all fogged up and he feels a little awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Pinto. The man in the Pinto finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.
The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?" "Check this out - I got a double bed installed in my Rolls!" And the man in the Pinto says, "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?!!"
/ravi
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First time for me... LOLing! 
5ed!
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Very funny! Thanks Ravi needed a laugh.
BTW I used to own a Pinto years ago.
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Mike Hankey wrote: BTW I used to own a Pinto years ago.
/ravi
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A joke about having a phone and a fax in a car...and a Ford Pinto.
How old is this joke?
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dandy72 wrote: How old is this joke?
At least as old as the Hurricane Mop[^], I think.
/ravi
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Ravi that reminds me of the Texan that was visiting in Vermont. After walking around the Vermont farmer's land, the Texan said "At my ranch it takes 2 days to drive around the whole place."
After a pause, the Vermonter replied "Ah yeah, I used to have a car like that, too."
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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/ravi
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Had to go to sleep so only saw up until Paul started singing.
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I too enjoyed it overall, with the exception of Brad Paisley and some other guys' version of Here Comes the Sun, to me that's one of those songs you don't mess with.
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Yup. Losing interest fast in Sochi. My wife and I watched this instead.
Impressed with Joe Walsh and Keith Urban (among others). They sure can play the guitar.
What, me worry?
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I turned to the wife and said
"Ding Ding. Seconds out, round One"
And that's how the fight started.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Seriously, I'm surprised you're still able to post this here! 
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We are patient with our fellow 'stralian members, they sometimes have outbursts like that.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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Marco Bertschi wrote: We are patient with our fellow 'stralian members, they sometimes have outbursts like that.
Oi! He's a Pom what we let live down here.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Oi! He's a Pom what we let live down here.
Even if not everyone understand what they try to communicate.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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I turned to the wife and said
"Return type, function name, open parenthesis ..."
.. and that's how the argument started.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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It's right about then I can't think of what to say, I always have trouble choosing the right words for an argument!
modified 10-Feb-14 7:31am.
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This post is void of any joke.
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All Lounge Jokes inherit from void, Shameel.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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I know, let's not make it public
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Don't give Bill static - he's one of the good guys!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Not only is he good, but he also has real class.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
modified 10-Feb-14 8:50am.
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