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Nah - you only get 14 sheep on a Ark (and two of them are male). (Genesis 7:2)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And why they are not enough for you?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Well, for starters that's only 28 kidneys...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Have you never been told "dont play with your food"
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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And he was like "Naah. F*ck this!"
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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That was what he said when the shepherdess offered herself to save the lamb he was holding...
speramus in juniperus
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Oh, no it isn't!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Okay, you said "Wait your turn!"
speramus in juniperus
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Watching at your previous post pictures i wonder... did you ever try catching a fish from the platform?
About the weather ... yeah it is bad i hope it will get better and you will be home soon.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I think they are traveling too fast as they fly by
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Argonia wrote: did you ever try catching a fish from the platform
No. Fishing is no longer permitted from the platforms. The guys use to many many many years ago (i.e. before I started offshore), but not any more. I believe divers were getting snagged in broken lines etc. so it was outlawed.
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Well it could be worse...
They could send a crew boat out and get your crane operator to try to land you with a Billy Pugh[^].
I had the "joy" of that experience once, rough seas and a 5 hour crew boat ride. Billy Pugh from the crew boat to the rig, 2 hours of work on the rig, and back onto the crew boat. Hit the deck so hard I thought I broke my legs.
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Afraid not, the cranes are out of limits before the choppers are!
Sea state would not permit billy peugh (or frog) transfer either.
modified 23-Jan-14 9:21am.
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DaveAuld wrote: I'm here by the way -> https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=59.610652N,+1.51276E
I zoomed all the way in and still can't see you. Could you wave your hands or something?
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It won't be long and Google will have that feature.
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do you think Google actually shows sat pics of mid sea/ocean or do they cheat with a generic "sea" pic? and would we actually notice
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Look at my Article[^]
And then have a look at this[^].
My article has been blatantly copied into this Chinese(?) site and the date of the article appears a couple of weeks before my article to give an impression that the copying worked the other way round . Now where are the hamsters?
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Shouldn't you be honoured? They do say that "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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You beat me to it.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Have you ever heard a Chinese person attempt the word Flattery?
It would give them a conniption fit.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Not at all, it's pronounced in Chinese exactly like "Brothers" in Italian...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Shameel wrote: that the copying worked the other way round
How do we know it didn't??
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I know someone will raise this question. The other site does not have the author name, the author is 'Chinese' (in Chinese) and 'English' (for the English version)
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I know I know ----- Hence the Joke Icon. Chill!
Just let the hamsters know in the Site Bugs forum and let the legal team deal with it. There has been a few of these rogue sites copying the content over the last year or 2.
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The download links pointing back to CodeProject might be a clue.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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