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Doesn't matter if the luntaic has a gun, or just a fist he intends to pummel me with. Not gonna happen.
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And given that your society has made it easy for that person to get a gun, you're clearly not safe, and NEED to live as if it's the wild west.
Christian Graus
My new article series is all about SQL !!!
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In other news... it appears that I'll be in Havasu for the balloon festival this weekend.
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[edit] have fun!!!
btw: as "observer" or as "Ikarus"? [/edit]
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Balast.
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[sarcasm]take Advantage of looking at the earth from a distant Point of view...might relate some "licences"[/sarcasm]
no, honestly and then again, have fun!!
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Seriously, I volunteered to be on the ground crew for one of the balloons. My wife asked if I needed any special skills and I said that I just have to be heavy.
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That sounds delightful, but sadly I have to travel to the PRC this weekend to deal with issues involving the maternal unit. Have a great weekend!
Will Rogers never met me.
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In a tiny village in Ireland, a devout Christian breathed his last and, the local priest being out somewhere else, a priest from an adjoining village was called upon to deliver the funeral oration.
“Ladies and Gentlemen”, began the venerable pastor with the dead body in a coffin before him. “Here lies dead before me a rare human being of this village with outstanding qualities. He was a gentleman, a scholar, sweet of tongue, gentle of temper and very catholic in outlook. He was generous to a fault and ever smiling”.
The widow of the deceased stood up and screamed, “O, God! They are burying the wrong man.”
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Excellent! ^_^
The venerable pastor should have mentioned how much of a family man he was too!! :P
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what outstanding qualities does this village have?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That reminds me of my wedding. The priest said, that I had met my wife while we drove an ambulance. This was new to us all
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Russell Johnson who played the professor[^] on Gilligans Island has passed at age 89.
R.I.P.
modified 16-Jan-14 20:39pm.
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Wow. Time marches on.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Paranoid fear that the icons in red on your Lync frequent contact are talking about you.
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Didn't REM do that on their Automatic For The People album?
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Four ladies are playing bridge and discussing the their sons in the Catholic priesthood.
"My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Your grace.'"
"My son is a monsignor. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Your excellency.'"
"My son is a cardinal. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Your eminence.'"
The fourth woman thought a moment.
"My son is six feet nine, and weighs 300 pounds. When he walks into a room, people say, 'My God!'"
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Nice, it's been a few years since the last time I heard that one.
modified 17-Jan-14 5:35am.
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Espen Harlinn wrote: heasrd
And spelled it too, I assume.
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor
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What can I say - I will not even try to pronounce that ...
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This is just a simple reminder that things may not always be what they appear to be at first glance.
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I admit it. I fell for it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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We can report it and make things the way they appear to be on second glance.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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