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Your work is done just because you use a tag line...
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Comments? Would look lovely as a subtitle on your resume
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I suppose - but it would mean paraphrasing item in my list of accomplishments.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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A drop down list to select from:
"Which does a vegetarian eat?"
Kitten
Steamed rice
Colored pencils
Puppy
Turkey sandwich
Like it!
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Did you know the answer?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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Puppies, isn't it? Vegetarians hate animals, so I'm sure that's it...
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Colored Pencils or course!
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Having tried Tufo a couple of times, I think I'd prefer them!
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Yeah I've had Tofu at my daughters a couple of times and you're right the colored pencils would be my choise also.
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And it's Bacon by a landslide.
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It's still too close - we must increase the number of BACON hits, and not increase the TUFO count...
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How can you even compare Bacon to Tofu?
Anyone in there right minds would pick Bacon...oh wait a minute there are a lot of idiots out there aren't there?
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If you play "Serious Sam - The Second Encounter" in the final level he comes out with:
"Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers"
I assumed he was talking of QA, but now you mention it...
Always give 100%.
Unless you are donating blood...
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Flour and water make paste (or fruit cake) - not very tasty (for most of us). Then, of course, there's cookies.
Same thing with tofu. It's easy to get it wrong. But I've seen carnivores scraping their plates after seconds at my table.
No sh*t.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: No sh*t.
So, no tufo then either?
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You will find your stockings* stuffed with coal (made of charred bacon).
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I have big stockings (and I'll route them into the coal bunker for when it gets really cold)!
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OriginalGriff wrote: I have big stockings black fishnet tights
FIFY
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Nah, I wouldn't use them - the coal dust will fall through the holes and it's a bugger to get out of carpet.
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Ah! The voice of experience!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: But I've seen carnivores scraping their plates Into the garbage bin?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I just posted an Android Article
and Christmas Eve tomorrow...
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I saw it in the moderation queue and it looks like it'll shape up into a good article as you progress with the project. Well done on your first Android - that's two more than me!
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