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I almost used the phrase "python mating ball[^]" instead of "morass", but I knew my audience wouldn't get it.
Software Zen: delete this;
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That's just peachy!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Could you describe the morass, sir?
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Drone A punted it up to MasterDrone B, who wanted BrotherDrone C to chime in, and then B thought Group β should do the work, but somebody from Group ξθ said it was their responsibility, ...
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I learned of a phrase today id est "warp and woof". I am looking forward to an opportunity to utilize it.
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woof, also know as weft!
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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My son-in-law's mother could help you with that. She's a master weaver  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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There is a word in Tamil for son-(or daughter-)in-law's parents 
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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It says something wonderful about a culture when they have names for family relationships like that.
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Please tell me others did as well so I know I'm not an AI and hallucinating.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.
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I did as well....wow man the colors..... 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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So did I. Exciting! Not all the articles appear in the Insider News General Discussion, but I'll take it.
There are no solutions, only trade-offs. - Thomas Sowell
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
- Calvin (Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes)
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I did too. This was especially amazing given that I had to do a "refresh Windows from install media" yesterday before I left due to a botched set of Windows Updates vetted by our IT gestapo. I expected to come in this morning and have my machine be a cold moldering corpse.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I did receive Insider News BUT BUT
The Lounge link which has always been at the bottom MIA
Still need to login to see the posts to The Lounge
Progress takes time
Also of concern is less advertising NEVER thought I would sat that
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But the message poster is another account as usual
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I'd just given up and decided that I'd have to find new ways to live and resolved to sulk.
It worked!
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I know some of you are avid GTAO players (Grand Theft Auto Online).
Last week Rockstar (aka R*, makers of the GTA series) pushed out a patch that included the much-maligned BattlEye software, which (in short) is intended to prevent cheating and third-party mods. They're probably better at it than R* ever was.
For years, R* has pushed out updates that try to mitigate said cheating and modding; it's been mostly a futile cat and mouse game. And it's only now that they've decided to start relying on a third-party to take care of that for them.
And the modders ain't happy. Don't get me wrong, they've managed to tweak their mods in very little time so they work again, but they're still unhappy and they've decided to take it a step further.
Since then, R*'s servers have been the target of DDoS attacks on an on-and-off basis. R*'s own service status page doesn't show it (most of the time I check), but this page shows reported outages and shows definite spikes. I've experienced these outages myself...the game launches, but you can only go into story mode (which is completely offline); the whole online side of it is unavailable as it fails to log you in.
The game's now over a decade old, yet still generates over half a billion dollars a year for them (according to multiple sources). If these outages annoy enough players, this is bound to start affecting them financially sooner or later.
I'm really curious at this point to see who's gonna blink first.
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It's bizarre to me.
Amongst all that you mention the stupid BattleEye thing pretty much killed all Linux and Steamdeck play overnight.
That probably wasn't a huge percentage but it wasn't nothing or I wouldn't have heard about it.
They probably flushed quite a bit of yearly revenue just doing that, none of those folks will spend anymore.
OTOH, these games tend to be overrun with hackers and cheaters shortly after release. Only now a decade later it has become a problem?
But R* is crazy anyway. I spent an hour with some younger modders looking at some things for them. Was blown away by the whole json-everywhere. Didn't expect to even see it because it'd be terrible in context. Driving screws with a hammer.
Oh, it was though. It was. In fact it was even worse because they messed it up. Fixing it after GTA had been out for like 5 years cut their load times by like 70%.
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And now I've somehow managed to be part of this new ban wave. Got an email claiming I've somehow violated their TOS/EULA, I've been banned from online player mode for 30 days (that, I can live with), and they reset my character profile (that - not so much).
They made themselves judge, jury and executioner with that one. No explanation given, and the email says their decision is final with no chance of any sort of appeal. I'd like to at least know what it is they think I did.
The people I play with regularly can all vouch for me - I'm the last person playing GTAO that would try to cheat, use mods or take advantage of any type of loophole. I've literally got thousands of hours invested in this game, and if I could just use a mod, say, to change my RP score or the amount of money I have...that would completely negate the time I've put into this game. Why bother? It would mean I've been wasting my time all along, if I could just type in a value in a field.
There have been times where I was in a public session and a modder "money-dropped" on all players. I never asked for that, and every time it happened, I got pissed and quit the session as quickly as I could. Then I'd try to "burn" through any amount of money that was illegitimately added to my account. If their system has "proper" accounting built into it - in the sense that they could track where the money or reputation points come from - it's all legitimate, down to the last penny, except for, like I said, those instances where a-holes just sent money to everyone in a session. And then they expect to be thanked for it, believing they're doing other others a favor.
I did send a protest email to their support, and I did find a support phone number. If I don't get a response, I'll follow up with an actual call, and if they don't undo my character reset - I'm done with that game. No way, I'm not starting over. R* has found a way to cure me from my GTA addiction. Maybe I should be sending them a thank you note instead.
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Does this mean that I can't use the cheat codes to materialize a military tank out of thin air? Is there still a cheat code to turn off gravity? If you activate both of those cheat codes, you can get inside the tank, and fire the cannon repeatedly. The recoil of the tank's cannon causes the tank to gain enough speed to take off into the air like an aircraft. Most of my time playing GTA consisted of playing it as a flight simulator. I still don't know how to play the game, but I enjoyed being a tank pilot.
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Are those cheat codes built in the game, or do you have to use mods to access and changes these values?
If it's using a third-party, it's a big no-no. If it's built-in...then you may be okay in offline mode, but online...even though it's built-in, that would be against their "modifying gameplay" policy.
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"I can't continue because I can't install this CD on my laptop."
A phrase uttered just yesterday by a coworker.
I bought a serial-to-USB adapter for him to connect his laptop to a scale, but the driver came on a CD and wasn't available on the internet.
Just packed my external CD player from home so he can continue on Friday.
Takes you back some 15 years 
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It would be quicker to buy another adapter (maybe of a different manufacturer).
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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If you really want to screw with him, put it on a 5.25 floppy. 🤣
Jeremy Falcon
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