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1 and 2 are far, far more likely than 3 - understanding women (fullstop) (and hence I will remain evermore single)
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OriginalGriff wrote: 3) Understanding women for men (unlikely) / Understanding men for women (even
less likely)
Solution?
Just ignoring each other! I have tested. It works!! 
Behzad
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So you think that we need some sort of Brave New World style method of producing children in labs before being decanted, then compulsory homosexuality for the adult population?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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It works for Simon Cowell; allegedly.
speramus in juniperus
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I'll stick to trying to puzzle it, if that's ok with you...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Problem 1: How to deal with all the sand one of our wells produces.
Problem 2: getting through the next 8 days without any major hiccups before I go home...
Think will skip 1 and just concentrate on 2. 
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Build a new rig next door, with a raised edge.
Fill it with the sand, and allow to dry.
Voila - a combination creche and sand pit, making your company appear more family friendly!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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The sand gets dumped over board, so maybe after a while we will end up surrounded by an island. Maybe order up the deck chairs and sun loungers now for next summer.
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DaveAuld wrote: The sand gets dumped over board,
If it was real sand then it would be in your sandwiches, your underwear, and the boot of your car when you get home.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Heat it with the gas/oil the well also produces et voilà! You're in the glass business.
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Contact lenses that are used as a screen, much like google glass?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Well, i don't see any need to such a technology.
If i wear ,It just distracts me...
Behzad
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I think it's to do with information overload. People these days grave information all the time, I think I'm easily one of those people.
You'll notice how people are constantly checking their phone for updates (social media, news ) or information, while driving, working, walking or talking people want that extra source of info.
I've recently read a lot about this, that people need time to think, to digest all of the informaiton, so I try setting a bit of quite time each day, no devices, no people just sit and think for 30 min.
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Simon Lee Shugar wrote: no people just sit and think for 30 min.
I had a good 'think' in the shower this morning, so I reckon I'll be OK til I get home tonight now.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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you mean this[^]? or perhaps this[^]?
I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)
"Given the chance I'd rather work smart than work hard." - PHS241
"'Sophisticated platform' typically means 'I have no idea how it works.'"
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Why is there still gin in this bottle?
speramus in juniperus
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A thought occurred to me Friday night as I lie tired on my settee, I would have quite liked to be in bed at that point, but couldn't be arsed walking up the stairs.
The thought was "Oi! Science! Where the elephant is my teleporter you lab-coated pricks!".
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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You have discovered the Everlasting bottle of Gin 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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No, he has discovered a Gin Fairy who replaces the bottle when he is not looking. And after the first bottle, even when he is...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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With Nagys consumption rate I give the poor fairy 6 months before she's suffering from physical exhaustion. 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Don't call Mrs Wife a fairy! 
speramus in juniperus
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What challenging problem did the iPhone resolve?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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ChrisElston wrote: What challenging problem did the iPhone resolve?
At least Ballmer
Behzad
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"How do we spot a gullible fashion victim?"
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Apparently it was how to keep Steve Jobs occupied while doing a jobby*.
*Scottish vernacular - you may have to look that one up, but I really bet you don't.
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