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Are you the Judean People's Front?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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F*** off! 'Judean People's Front'. We're the People's Front of Judea!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I thought these had the suicide knife patrol, or was that someone else?
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And again MQOTD results in me thinking "that was a cool film, lets wander over to Amazon..."
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I never really understand the sketches of Monthy Python movies.
When watching "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" I fell asleep after 20 minutes...
This has been some 10 years ago, however, and I wonder if it would be worth to try watching them again
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You have to turn the sound on.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Swiss? All is explained.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Alive
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Carry on... Vicar?
-- or --
The Last Temptation of Paris
speramus in juniperus
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The life of an laden, or unladen, swallow?
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Is that an African, or European swallow?
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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It's an albatross!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Stormy Petrel!
Onna stick!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Stormy Petrel! Stormy?
That bird wouldn't storm if you passed 4,000 volts through it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Neither, this is a LATE parrot! It's pining for the fjords!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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That's really a hard one...
"The Passion of the Christ - By Oxford Revue & Cambridge Circus"
(yes|no|maybe)*
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You beat me to it.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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(yes|no|maybe)*
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The life of all bran...
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That's not a movie quote. That's what Barack Obama said in an televised address to the American people only yesterday!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Do you have an agreement with Dave, now ? Or was that just an impossible coincidence ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Oh! I got this one!
The footage from the AOL support center when my fiance called to cancel her recently passed father's account*.
Fiance: "The account holder has passed, please cancel the account."
Drone: "Are you sure you want to cancel? Perhaps you would like to hear some of the great features you get with AOL."
Fiance: "The account holder died. I don't think he will be using any of those features."
Drone: "Well, would you like to leave the email account active? It's free of charge."
Fiance: "Deceased, my father was the account holder and he is no longer alive. I am not sure he will be able to access his email account."
Drone: "AOL offers blah blah."
Fiance: "Died. Less than a week ago. Unless you can hold a seance so he can access the email or use any of those features that are so great, I'm not sure what use he has for AOL anymore."
Drone: "... Right, let me cancel that account for you."
It was like trying to return a Norwegian Blue! The only reason she didn't start crying was partly because she was getting so angry. Partly because it was something her dad would have found hilarious and she was trying not to laugh. The service drone just kept reading the script, oblivious to the reason for cancellation and frustration they were causing.
I jokingly told her they were trying so hard because he was likely their last paying customer.
*He had cable internet, but all of his contacts were used to his AOL email and he didn't want to send them an email explaining that he had a new email address. We couldn't reason with him either.
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"Today, (tomorrow at the outside), the dragon of Delphi is often surreal."(5,6)
Simple to start the week.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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