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I left the company, and then came back a year later.
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And if they're really lucky you'll tell some jokes!
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loctrice_ wrote: I brought book suggestions with me
That's one of the nice things about going back to a previous firm -- you know by exactly how much the desks and chairs wobble.
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Oh my, young Steve Blais, genius and /or madman, in gestation at McGill University in Montreal, explains string theory in his multiple-persona cantata "Bohemian Gravity," set to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody:" [^].
Some 1.1 million people have now viewed waveform-and-particle Steve's latest bohemo-chorale lecture, topping the half-million+ who viewed his earlier smash-video "Rolling in the Higgs:" [^] billed as a cover of "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
I thought "Adele" might be Steve's nickname for his home-made fast-neutron reactor, or a grieved-for ex-ladyfriend, but turns out she's a popular singer (fine set of lungs, too).
The future of physics is bright, I believe, even if I can't see it.
bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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I think I shall patent a capella, and sue the cr@p out of any infringers.
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Pssssttt... wanna buy a capella?
Will Rogers never met me.
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The Einstein sock puppet makes a believer out of me. Brilliant, and Hawking had better be watching his back; this kid's going to go far! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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I was confused about them being Egyptian until I read the article. Did they find any pyramids yet? 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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This is Yorkshire we are talking about: they found thousands![^]
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So, the Egyptians introduced tea to Britain. It's amazing what you can learn in The Lounge.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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SoMad wrote: It's amazing what you can learn in The Lounge
Some of it's even accurate! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: they found thousands![^]
... Of tiny perforations?
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They prolly buried lotsa daddies there, too.
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The sauce[^]!
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Apperantly people in the past might like that sauce with the the mummies [^] 
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We've been doing that a looooong time - there is a disease (Kuru[^], or Laughing Sickness) which you can only catch by eating infected brain matter. Can you imagine how long that tribe have been doing that for a disease to evolve to take advantage? 
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I've heard that eating baboons brain is considered a delicacy in some of the islands arond there (apparently the baboons have also been eating the offsprings brain etc.), so it shoudnt perhaps be suprising...
Perhaps people seems to think that everything thats natural (happening in the real world, or orignate form the real world) is wonderful while things that are constructed or manufactured in a lab is not good/awful (at least from some of the PR firms seems to think so). However Id say that a Car is much more holesome than for instance klamydia etc..
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Judging by the multitude of spelling and orthographical errors, Kenneth must have eaten too many baboon brains
Jerry
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Google spellcheck was off, and I didnt bother, didnt think the Lounge had a spellingpolice...
Tom & Jerry
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Hell, considering that every drop of water has been through a fish bladder, I dread to think where some of the molecules we eat have been.
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"Never drink water, fish fu..."
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Was it WC Fields who said "I never drink water because of all the awful things fish do in it!" 
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It was: but he used the shorter, less KSS version, I believe! 
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The other day my wife dropped her phone and cracked the screen. She pretty much hated the phone, so I am not entirely sure it was an accident  . Unfortunately, she is 11 months into her 1 year contract, so I need to distract her for a month to get a better upgrade deal.
The solution was to dig out my old phone, but since the ribbon cable for the digitizer was damaged, the phone had a mind of its own when I put it in the drawer a year ago (one time it actually managed to call up one of my friends while I was looking on). Fortunately, I had the foresight to buy a new digitizer for $18 on eBay in case I needed the phone as an emergency replacement.
[Fast forward past the repair, but thanks go out to IFIXIT[^] for their article about the teardown of the phone. Dark thoughts go out to the elephant at HTC who decided slide-out "surround speakers" on a phone is a great design, making it extra difficult to replace the digitizer  ]
After replacing the digitizer and making sure everything worked, I tried to update it from Windows Phone 7.5 to 7.8, but I was not surprised when the update check claimed it was already up to date, so I Googled "Force Windows Phone 7.8 update" and found an article[^] (slow page load) to help me achieve that.
With the OS update completed, I checked the apps on it to make sure I was not forgetting anything before I did the Factory Reset and ended up spending some time going through a bunch of stuff. At the end of the ordeal, my eyes were strained and missing the display on my new phone. The old phone works, but I am glad I am not the one who has to use it for a month. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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