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It was crazy enough to create Australia. This is nothing!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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The lava people are going to build a base there!
They'll enslave us all!
*ahem*
I, for one, welcome our molten masters.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The lava people
As it's not the java people, I don't worry to much...
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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The lava people use {} and () but they use them the opposite way.
Also, a pair of lowercase t's is how they comment.
private void TakeOverWorld)(
}
tt: do stuff here
{
I would have thought this new programming standard wouldn't have a chance but some European based commission has decided that it is a good idea and there is talk that Microsoft is considering dropping several successful lines of business in order to embrace it.
Me?
I'm studying to be a short order cook because I'm tired of the insanity.
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That's tiny
It's nowhere near big enough for a half-decent Secret Volcano Base...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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OriginalGriff wrote: That's tiny
Next week they will come out with another story that will start using a new classification for islands, a "dwarf island".
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It's about the same size as Leshp and you know how that ended up...
speramus in juniperus
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Check it for weathercocks, that's what I say!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Will do c**k!
speramus in juniperus
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Mmm, burritos[^]...
[ASIDE - post the link with the trailing slash and the hamsters go FUBAR]
speramus in juniperus
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In the soccer (football) match between Aston Villa and Tottenham, the defender Jan Vertonghen decided that this[^] was a good way to tackle Aston Villas striker Nicklas Helenius  ...
Apperantly the referee didnt think this was an illegal move, so now you can teach you kids some new way of stopping an attack... 
Although I laughed pretty hard, this seems to be a penalty...
modified 25-Sep-13 11:12am.
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What do we care what foreigners do on the football field?
You should watch watch British teams, like Villa and Spurs.
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You dont seem to care if danish players are without shorts 
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From the experiences I have had with Danish Girls, they spend a lot of time not wearing shorts, or indeed much else!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Watching Videos of Nordic Girls != experiences I have had with Danish Girls
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I had a remarkable time with a Danish Girl.
It was all over in a month, but what a month!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Handcuffed and Gagged on the 1st of the month.
Released on the last day of the month.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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He's a tory. That's tory Heaven.
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That might be true, but do you think Jan Vertonghen had a flashback?
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: You dont seem to care if danish players are without shorts
Nor, indeed, if they are with.
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He shouldn't be watching Brummagam teams anyway, far too close to being from t'North.
Much better to watch Palace, The Irons, Orient or, Best of All Charlton.
Proper football played by yer actual London Clubs.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Good result for the mighty Luton last night, up into a play-off spot.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I am surprised nobody ever thought of it before, this is genius.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Rage wrote: this is genius
Well, it's about as close to genius as you'll get from a footballer.
Anything that requires even simple arithmetic or literacy is right out the window, but the "grabbing clothes" type of genius is their forte.
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