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Dalek Dave wrote: <layer>he should be able to shake it off quite easily.
We thought we a saw man 'shaking it off' in his car whilst parked in the car-park of a Hotel we were staying at. We were just about to inform the security when we realised he had Parkinsons. 
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I'm thinking about upvoting that but can't seem to get it up.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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That is rough. Funny, but rough.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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... or at least, that is what Excel claims. My computer crashed, and the recovery tool found a document last saved on Monday, January 1st 1601, at 2:00.
Must be the ToDo list of Gutemberg. Henry IV (Note to self: check that history book again).
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
modified 16-Sep-13 6:54am.
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Rage wrote: My computer crashed, and the recovery tool found a document last saved on Monday, January 1st 1601, at 2:00.
A small hint from Excel that you finally should replace your old hardware?
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Would it not be for the i7 with 8GB RAM, I'd understand, but this is pushing things a bit far 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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That's when ribbons were invented.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yeah, about one century after Clippy died.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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I hear that his family were all bent out of shape over his treatment by Microsoft.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yeah, they had to put it straight.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Clippy is dead? Tell me ain't so. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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He was buried under the bridge on a Pentium 3 motherboard.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, it beats the cr@p out of using 1970[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just heard a traffic report on the wireless with the unbelievable line "[...] people slowing down to look at Luton."
I kid ye not!
speramus in juniperus
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It's a traffic accident.
[Yes, I know people describe Luton that way as well]
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: [Yes, I know people describe Luton that way as well]
I thought Luton was described as a trainwreck.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Living across a vast body of water (and glad of it, as you must be, too) I don't know much about Luton.
From this and previous allusions, it would appear to be a uniquely English form of buggery ?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Indeed, that radioactive glowing makes it an interesting place to see.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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That's no radioactivity, it's the reflection from all the sun beds.
speramus in juniperus
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Apparently, that's why people go to Salisbury Train Station, too.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You're in Woking so you misheard the line was probably "People slowing down to look at looting".
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