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Now I know why the management types are always putting their fingers in their ears when we speak. They are communicating[^].
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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So they're encouraging children to allow Disney employees to do what?
They get more like the Catholic church every year.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I fail to see what is "new" here.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Disney convincing parents that its people should be allowed to finger their children.
They've failed to do that, in the past.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And here all along I thought it was where they stored their boogers?
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MD was moaning that a drawing he wanted was previewing in colour but printing in black and white.
Walked into his office, unchecked the 'Print in Grey scale' check-box, et voilà.
Sometimes it is just too easy.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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I would just go to Ink Bucket and tell them that we sent you!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Why didn't you take the opportunity to tell him it needed a new colour cartridge? You could have sold him one and once you "installed" it, then uncheck the setting. You could then resell the unused cartridge again. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Invoice:
Uncheck the checkbox : 0.01$
Knowing which checkbox to uncheck : 9,999.99$
SATDU : 5,000.00$
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Total : 15,000.00$
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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I had an exec pissing and moaning about something similar a while back. My question to him was, "Are you using the color printer?"
Turns out, he wasn't. 
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Compiled on my desktop, deployed (from VS debugging session) onto the Surface Pro and debugging there with just one click, too easy!
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Overconfidence is cruel when averages need to reassert themselves.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Absolutely. Get ready for the "Why surface/VS/my desktop suck today" threads.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Deployed on the Surface Pro LFE?
That makes two applications ready for download at Microsoft's site.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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And one of them doesn't work.
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Only one?
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I've always admired Pete's optimistic streak.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Teens asked to leave MacDonalds for using Cutlery[^]
There is an obvious gap in the market.
Perhaps we should open a place where one could buy food and it could be served on a plate with cutlery provided so as to aid the dissection and eating of the food.
Maybe a small wine list could be added and some pleasant decor for ambience.
It would certainly beat the shovelling of food into ones gob with ones hands like chimps or snuffling straight from containers like pigs being fattened for slaughter.
We could even go for the big one, teaching Americans how to use cutlery properly!
(although I suspect that is one step too far).
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Ummm, cutlery in a fast food place, it was tried wasn't it, you should remember Wimpy Burger
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IIRC, Wimpy had no truck whatsoever with the concept of "fast" food.
Everything was slow as a slug on mogadon...
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Good, far from it, I just remember forks and think "oh"
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OriginalGriff wrote: Everything was slow as a slug on mogadon...
Is that what it was? They used to have something similar on the menu, called a burger, or something loosely fitting the description.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Wimpy[^]. Went to one a year or so ago. It was vaguely palatable.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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A year ago! <<clicks on="" link="">> well darn! I was under the impression they had gone to be replaced by the golden arches, the one in New Street (Brum) had with either moved or I couldn't find it last time I was up there!
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I can understand McD's reaction since metal cutlery could be used as a weapon. Plastic utensils is fine.
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