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Two brothers sitting at kitchen table
Mother ask oldest son: What do you want for breakfast?
Boy answers: I want some f**kin pancakes.
Where upon the mother slaps him.
Mother asks younger son, what do you want for breakfast?
Younger son answers: I don't want no f**kin pancakes.
Merry Christmas y'all!
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
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groan
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Has anyone else noticed how the head elf's voice changes from when he is talking to Hermie to when he is talking to Santa in Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer?
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This isn't Farcebook.
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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If you get a remotely piloted aerial vehicle for Christmas and can't stop talking about it are you just droning on and on?
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I don't think that question will fly around here.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Hmmm,
I thought I saw one without any wings but it was just pie-in-the-sky.
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Just don't tell the cops that your high
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Okay Grif, I think your head is in the clouds...
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Griff not Grif.
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I'm not always a goof typer...
See there it is agan...
You se what I mean...
Help me...
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Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing[^]
Best investment in development you will ever make. Take the time now, it'll pay you back 1000 fold every year from now on.
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Typing 10 - 1979. Grade 10.
Most useful single class I ever took!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I am preying that you will stop this.
Does that make me a Predator?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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For Ducks: "In the Beak Midwinter"
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The story is actually very interesting. It was out of revenge for the dogs killing one of the monkey's offspring. The monkey's carried the dogs up high and dropped them to their deaths...250+ times.
They have pictures online of the monkeys running through the streets carrying small dogs and puppies to their deaths.
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Those who claim humans are the only species on this planet that can do horrible things out of spite need to witness this sort of thing firsthand.
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Everything is covered in a blanket of snow, my Terrorbyte has Christmas decorations and a ugly tree in the corner is playing Xmas tunes on a Stylophone ...
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