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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Thanks!
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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Generate load testing frameworks by reflecting APIs...Either actual reflection or using swagger or some other API doc tool to enumerate the endpoints.
It'll slam the endpoints with requests and spit out some metrics like response time.
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Probably old but new for me...
• An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
• A question mark walks into a bar?
• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
• A dyslexic walks into a bra.
• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.
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had forgotten this one. still funny and clever
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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A double-negative didn't never go into a bar.
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A spoonerism balked into a war.
"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants"
Chuckles the clown
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Now THIS is the type of content we like to see!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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The THIS walks into a BAR.
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See my sig.
Software Zen: delete this;
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This Foo walks into a Bar for a metasyntactic function.
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A back-formation walks into a bar while ebriated.
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If you had to pick a song that described you, what would it be? I'll kick things off with mine:
I can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to
Oh well
This describes me so well... I probably think this sone is about me... don't I.
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I believe the title is
" everyday people"
...different strokes for different folks...
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Slip Slidin Away.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Would "a broken record" qualify?
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Too old to rock and roll, too young to die.
"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants"
Chuckles the clown
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5teveH wrote: If you had to pick a song that described you, what would it be? Whitesnake - Here I Go Again
(SFW, unless your boss hates life)
Jeremy Falcon
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger, "Better Days" No Dice Album
Great guitar solo from Pete Ham
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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ELO and Olivia Newton-John in Xanadu - my favorite ELO music
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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