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I see you've not been to a Grateful Dead show.
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Or the Bulldog Bash on Saturday night 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Long long ago (ca 1970) at a campus not too far away - and by sheer accident, fourth row center.
It was, however, an indoor concert. Maybe that helped.
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You seem to have some mangled pronounery in there.
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You mean, as opposed to "join the current user and start a simultaneous use of the same urinal" ?
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Tinkling to the tune of "Dueling Banjos" ? ? ?
That, and of course, making the other guy feel a bit awkward because I have to stand further back.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: because I have to stand further back
No tacit rule that you should ! Fits for two. Your dancing on the dueling banjos could cause trouble, though.
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Rage wrote: No tacit rule that you should
Let me rephrase that.
Have you noticed that in many locals, where there are a row of urinals, one is always lower down than the others? Those are for me, should I come by, so I don't need to stand quite so far back.
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Oh! 
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W∴ Balboos wrote: lower down than the others? Those are for me
Life must be hard being short. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I'll bet you hear that a lot.
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That you're short? Yes.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Those are for me, should I come by, so I don't need to stand quite so far back.
Apparently, I should have worn my galoshes to open this thread. 
Sometimes the true reward for completing a task is not the money, but instead the satisfaction of a job well done. But it's usually the money.
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Don't cross the streams!!!!
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Snap!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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If you do that, make sure you don't cross the streams[^]!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You obviously have not witnessed what happens when a whole platoon of dirty and tired, yet victorious soldiers comes back to the barracks. 
The only rule I can remember: Don't look for jokes on the wall, you're holding the greatest one of all. 
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I wouldn't bank on that if I were you, especially not during Carnaval.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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All the world's a urinal...
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I've noticed that if any guy is sitting in a full-service stall when you enter to use the urinal, they almost always stop all, er, movements, and remain very quiet until they have the lavatory to themselves again.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Here's the question up for debate:
Debate Why would any modern product use a standard (aka flat head) screw, which requires a standard (flat head) screw driver?
Standard screws are far more difficult to use in a modern era where we have power screw drivers which spin at high RPMs. If you've ever tried this you know that a standard (or slotted screw) will quickly get off balance with each rotation which really creates a challenge.
The very least that should be substituted would be the Phillips (+) type.
It's much more balanced. I can see using a allen type or Torx or whatever but I just can't understand why slotted would still be used.
Why are slotted screws still being produced? In my thinking they should outlaw them to save the sanity anyone who owns a toolbox. How many billions $$$ could be saved by such a change? 
Counterpoint?
Anyone with a counterpoint on why slotted is still valid?
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Please don't refer to it as "standard"; there is no such thing.
Counterpoint:
Precisely _because_ it can't be used with a power driver.
modified 1-Mar-18 12:35pm.
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"(slotted screw)-driver"
i.e. not "slotted-(screw driver)"
It's all in the nuances.
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I take out my Dremmel Moto-tool and cut a slot into all the stripped phillips, Torx, and Allen head screws so I can get the damn things out.
That's why.
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