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Naturally. Public mayhem and violence are traditional mass entertainments.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Should write faster programs or write programs faster?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Both or you're fired.
Kappa, or is it?
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If I write 'em faster than you, then YOU are fired!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Hah! I fired you both this morning!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I've dissolved this company. Everyone! Please find a new job.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Just don't board a plane, because when I press 'fire' you would not want to be in one.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Watch out when you press that red button. Planted a surprise in your hand kit 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Did you sabotage this console[^] or this one?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Did you sabotage this console[^] or this one?[^]
Both. & This[^] 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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megaadam wrote: YOU are fired!
thanks for keeping the 140 character limit.
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If i fire you both i am faster
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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One should program slower so that one can write faster programs in shorter time ...
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... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Should write faster programs faster.
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megaadam wrote: Should write faster programs or write programs faster?
Huh? "Write"? Who writes programs these days?
Jus cut and paste from CP/SO - faster then do yourself
If can't find codez or cannot work post request in as many forums as possible.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Some C code on this topic:
int main()
{
return 1;
}
This is the fastest program you can ever program, and you'll never be able to program anything faster.
PS: The fast majority of the people aren't slow.
I'm gonna build a wall around my cubical and make Mexico pay for it!
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megaadam wrote: Should write faster programs or write programs faster?
Whatever you do, you should be doing more with less.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Sometimes it is less with more ... I've seen that
Regards,
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Marc Clifton wrote: Whatever you do, you should be doing more with less
an that's why microsoft remove (or if too hard just break) features from each subsequent os release,
and give new pc users a screen designed for a tiny mobile phone
Sin tack
the any key okay
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A straight forward one to ease into the weekend
Darts behind the line between two haze for a job (10)
modified 19-May-17 7:06am.
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Since no-one else seems interested...
Is it OCCUPATION?
OC from OCHE - the line in Darts, but I don't get the rest?
I'm kinda hoping it isn't!
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No, but the oche part is correct..
As a hint think more of an actual occupation.
It's near my bedtime so may not be able to respond soon 
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Biochemist
Darts behind the line - oche (thanks Griff)
Between two - Bi
and haze - mist
Andy B
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Well done. You're up monday
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