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I don't know what that "css" you're talking about is, but here is more information on htnl[^]!
Do you need a Single or Return?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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preetika123 wrote: how to create responsive site Keep content very short.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Thank for inquiry of to create site of response.
Answer to follow is to make site very, vary fast in all.
Also, htnl stand for
Hipster-Types Needed Language
I am assured this will help you intensely.
As always, suffused,
Your Technical Team
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You talk softly and carry a big stick?
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Today I heard our PM introduced our 'lead developer' to some passing users. And I thought to myself 'lead ignorant developer' with anger.
Then I took sometimes and reflected upon my fate...
As if it was anything new! Isn't that the all too common case to be managed by ignorant and fool? There is nothing particularly new and specially worth more of scorn with this guys that the oh so many other such like him...
Oh well, just moved on! Back to my task, gonna play Diablo tonight!
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I've just wasted half an hour looking for someone posting a celebratory message about having been promoted to lead developer.
That says something quite profound about the Lounge.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Super Lloyd wrote: gonna play Diablo tonight
Yeah the new patch is really nice. I already leveled my season character :P
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I have a HC seasonal crusader!
After reaching level 40 and killing Malthael I though.. why did I do a HC char?!
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I have crusader too, but not HC. Currently I have ~500k dmg and ~10k thoughness. I just got a nice Leoric Signet with crit dmg and I am hope for crit chance from rolls .
About Malthael. I hate killing that b@st@rd with melee char. I always go range hammerdin on him even if i do less dmg :P
Currently I am 45 Paragon lvl
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I hate killing Zoltan Kulle! This all the fault of this damn witch Adria!
My lone HC crusader is level 50 now (still not paragon)
But I have 6 softcore char at level 70, main is wizard paragon 361 Doing a killing!
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Super Lloyd wrote: gonna play Diablo tonight
What is that?
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<OffTopic>
Look what cute picture I found while scrolling. It makes me think of your blog
Clickety
</OffTopic>
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Modern art to enslave the weak, searching for honor and loot in shattered enemys by defeating them endlessly.
Oh gawd i should Play it more
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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He is going to put on his Halloween costume, some little horns, makeup and hold a pitchfork in his hand.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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TheWebDeveloper wrote: What is that?
What is that? What is THAT? God what is wrong with you?!
Are you living under a rock or something?!
Here you go[^]!
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Mmm..mm... mm.... should I mention the spelling mistake?!
Well, good try!
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Super Lloyd wrote: should I mention the spelling mistake?!
Be my guess
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There's a pattern I've noticed over the years, like evolution stuck in reverse.
If things are less than brilliant the better people leave. The less-able to do so (ie. not so good) stay. Invariably it seems to be those that have been there the longest take over and climb the ladder of team leadership/management.
Repeat the cycle and management gets worse and the project the same.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Yeah, scum always floats to the top.
At BAe I had a boss who started with the company 30 years previously sweeping out the hangers. Then he was holding bits for the radio fitters, then he was holding bits for some of other electronics engineers, then he was classed as an electronics assistant (still knowing next to nothing), then he became a computer operations "assistant", then he read a book on FORTRAN wrote some simple code. When I joined his section he was "Lead Developer" and was still ignorant, wrote the worst code I had ever seen and was a protective tyrant, not letting anyone (officially) see "his" code - which drove the core of a real-time system that couldn't do much without losing the "real-time" part of the job.
He went on vacation for three weeks and the Department Head asked me to investigate the core code and correct any inefficiencies. I rewrote the core in two days (it had been ridiculously badly written, the code equivalent of a 4-year old trying to write a letter to Santa) and improved data processing capability by over 2000% so that it could easily handle jobs nearly 20 times as large and complex as previously (actually in real-time now). The flight engineers and the Department Head were ecstatic but the "Lead Developer" was furious and tried to change everything back when he returned claiming my code was "all wrong" and "I didn't understand the underlying complexity of his model". His boss told him to lay off and leave it alone. However, he still stayed as my boss, so wrote poor performance reports, complained about my timekeeping (difficult, since I got there early and left a lot later than he did) and tried to "catch me out" (his words) in anything I did. Eventually his boss told him he would ignore anything negative said about me (and everyone else - it wasn't just me) and to get with the program.
Finally, after I, and another colleague had put in our resignations (not the last to do so), citing him as the primary reason for leaving (and for a lot more money, they didn't pay well) he was reassigned to be a "special projects coordinator" working with a German partner company (slightly more money but, most importantly, outside the union system). They complained about him and he was fired immediately!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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What an adventure!
My case is not as bad, fortunately! This time....
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