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All these apple jokes are driving me round the bend.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You know what they say an Apple a day...oh wait they don't come out that fast do they?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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"Stars along with The Empire before US Law-man has celebration of the Male Sex!"(9,6)
This should get you thinking.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Mad Max, Nagy, a real odd gathering (largest in the local group) seen naked on moonless nights (9, 6)
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along with - and
empire - rome
us dick - da
celebration - gala
male sex - xy
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the Big Dipper?
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Linkedin is asking me if you know anything about Javascript.
I (accidentally) endorsed you for C#.
So - is it true? You know Javascript?
Bryce
MCAD
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He is the master !!!
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Tell linkedin to mind its own ****in' business.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Chris wrote the spec for Javascript, after he tired of all the limitations of the VBScript he used in creating this site. And, yes, I still have a copy of the original CodeProject website code for blackmail purposes. He'll probably blame it all on David and Uwe, but we know better...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I thought he received the specs from Bob on a stone tablet iPad on the top of Mount Kosciuszko.
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No one has ever seen Bob code in anything but machine code
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You're a poo-stirrer, you are.
Very good.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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don't like to brag
Bryce
MCAD
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I have a Request For Suggestion regarding what is the easiest way to build an e-commerce site (to sell a software package) that looks decent, and where to host it. My priorities are that the website-producing tool be:
Easy/Fast (I want to spend most of my coding time on my software product, not on its website)
Low cost
Doesn't look cheesy
Basically, I just want to create a site that describes what the software is, with a couple of screen shots, and a download button, along with a PayPal (I reckon) button. I haven't fully thought it through yet as to how I will work out the trial version/paid version logistics, but I think that's enough info to get the suggestions I'm seeking.
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Is this a software product that could be done as an app? I think that the AppStore has somewhat replaced the idea of self-hosted software stores.
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Then why does most software have its own site?
Actually, if there was a "turnkey" solution like an AppStore, that would be awesome, but this is a Windows 7 / Winforms desktop app - not a Windows 8 or phone app, so I don't think it qualifies as an AppStore candidate. I'd be happy to be disabused of my pessimism, though, if it were warranted.
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Can anyone really explain to me what this is all about? So far it seems to be a bunch of hoopla that makes things harder and not better. In all fairness I don't know much about it how all works, but when I see something like this[^] I have to wonder what was being smoked when they came up with it.
Jeremy Falcon
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Yep, that's about the size of it.
Grin and ignore it.
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Dumbfounded.
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Maybe the one invented was frightened, that the youngster will understand core math - so he came up with this mess...
By the way - there is a place where actually using it to teach math?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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