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<girly_southern_bell_accent>
Why I'm from Louisiana, the deep south, sugar.
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Jeremy Falcon
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For some dumb reason I was thinking 2 Litre Milk!
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I don't think MM drinks anything that's less that 8% ABV...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In the UK, we call that a slotter...
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Ah, thanks for the clarification. Here in Arizona we call that "the last call" at closing time.
Will Rogers never met me.
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OriginalGriff wrote: "Carton" is Western Australian for a box normally containing 24 "stubbies" (or
short bottles of beer containing about 375ml) but which can hold 30 on occasion and is then called a "slab" (ignore Wikipedia).
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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It is not a WA thing, a carton can also be called a slab (cans instead of bottles) or case anywhere in Oz.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Do not: [^].
Picture here: [^].
«A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push» Wittgenstein
modified 2-Jan-15 12:50pm.
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They really should force some tourists to take IQ tests before they are allowed into some of these places.
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Well... the count of visitors will decrease to minimum
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I get a strongly worded barrier page, telling me that the site is malicious.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Me too!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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The site is fine, just watch out for the elephanting elephants.
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You honked.
«A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push» Wittgenstein
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Darwin Award potential?
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I though all Ozzies knew how to manly things, like handle explosives, drive off road, cooks over open flame. Seems you have numpty's like we do in the mother country!
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We got black (Merino) sheep too! Sigh!
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<<redacted>> I can't say that its too offensive, Bob will be after me if I do!
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***** *** ***** *** *** ***!!!!
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Oh, the irony...
Definite Darwin Award potential with that idjit.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You f***ing Muppet, they're called thongs, idiot.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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