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You forgot your coat.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Get your coat; I'll hold the door...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They should have known it was too good to be Truro.
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Another falsehood from that anarchist Red Ruth.
I heard she has a Falmouth.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Nice find! +5
/ravi
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That's good stuff.
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Yes - I prefer yours to the one I posted originally.
After all, who would want one's c**k hacked.
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Ah.... the censor engine does not allow the male variation of hen?
modified 29-Jan-15 22:49pm.
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If it wasn't for the fact that Obama didn't take office until well after the word was first used...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Great idea! Closest I can get on CP is this though:
Maybe that's for the best. I realize we're (almost) all men in here.
My blog[ ^]
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Does it have any ram-afications?
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It's an army life this computing thing. General Failure is the boss of Private Browsing.
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Wait until Kernel FaultCheck gets a hold of all this.
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SSD on a rescue! And now with new, more affordable prices.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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Why he's Corporal Punishments boss, of course.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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You just haven't met the right people.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I'd only worry about that if side-effects included blowing the kernel.
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Well, General Failure is a by product of the well-known oxymoron "Military Intelligence" and a piece of army philosophy:
- To make the right decision is commendableTo make the wrong decision is regrettable
- To make no decision at all is unforgivable
Reading your hard disk may (or may not) have been one of the few times that the first bullet describes.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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