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Cute; I'm looking forward to their first contact with the creators of the CIA hacking tools, as disclosed in Vault 7 from Wikileaks.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I can't wait for that. I love a good circular reference 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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That's like throwing my neighbor's dog's turds back over the fence. Nice idea, not very effective.
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You have to wait until the neighbor is sunbathing nude on a chaise lounge. THAT would get the point across.
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Those are really (or should I say O'Reilly) excellent titles !
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I wrote "Trying Stuff Until it Works" but I've never received any royalties from O'Rly.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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But, but, but, but that's how I work everyday! Are you suggesting there is a better way? 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Of course... didn't you heard about our Q&A System?
You just need to say:
- I need codeezzzz, plzzzz, it's urgnttttt
Then you will get all what you need within seconds.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I'm sooooo stealing these.
Jeremy Falcon
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Is a recovering alcoholic an upholsterer with a drinking problem?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Oh stuff it! As long as I have plenty of gin I have no drinking problem.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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in this throw away age why bother with recovering alcoholics when you can get new ones for the same price?
signature upgrading ... please wait.
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Lopatir wrote: you can get new ones for the same price?
with free 2 day shipping to boot.
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As long as no one touches the reset bottle
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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For a change, I'll bolster your premise, sofa as is possible - feather or not it's the right stuff.
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And would a recovering paronomasiac be a punter?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Rehab is for quitters... or is that quilters?
Will Rogers never met me.
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So, I notice that nobody signs their posts anymore. Not even in the "forum sig line" (or whatever it's called.) I figure I could save CP a couple thousand bytes a year by not signing my name to posts. What say you -- should this old dog learn that new trick? It's really hard to stop the fingers...
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Yes, you probably should.
Griff.
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AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Griff.
Haha - you're teasing me. I caught you!
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What could you possibly mean? :InnocentWhistleSmiley:
Griff.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: What could you possibly mean?
My gf uses that line. 
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And you will save a fortune on worn-out key caps.
KennethKennedy
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