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I don't find it creepy. Robots intelligence (created by us) is so less sophisticated that they cannot perform simple walking (until now). Still I think it is kinda slow, since it falls from a push (humans react really fast and do not). And I don't think that energy system is autonomous like ours. And I don't even imagine high-level intellectual functions. We are so far from "intelligent" robots.
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I kept waiting for it to get pissed off and hit the guy.
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Yeah, seriously. It looked like the robot left pissed off...which is exactly how the Terminator is born...thanks hockey stick guy, you just doomed the world... 
I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone - Bjarne Stroustrup
The world is going to laugh at you anyway, might as well crack the 1st joke!
My code has no bugs, it runs exactly as it was written.
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Oooooh ... you're gonna make it angry!
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I wonder what it said as it went out the door...
"I'll be back"?
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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I figure it's thinking, "Where's that S.O.B.'s car?"
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Did you know that when Marty McFly grew up, he opened a florist called Back To The Fuchsia?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just flower off with your withered jokes 
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You rose to the challenge again 
[edit - 'the' changed to 'to']
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 25-Feb-16 14:37pm.
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It's gonna be hard to stem the tide.
/ravi
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You have to get to the root of it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That will always be a thorn in my side.
/ravi
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It does have that stigma doesn't it?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, but I hope I have the stamena to overcome that.
/ravi
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Of course you do, you're a real pistil.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, I take after my peduncle.
/ravi
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Was his first name herb?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Hey! Leaf me out of this.
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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Is the delivery vehicle a delphinium?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Why don't you get on your bike and petal off! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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With the slogan "I'll be zinnia", no doubt.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Another stupid flower joke. That's quite inFuchsiating! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hi All,
My thanks to D@nish who answered a question in Q&A I asked. He must know the 'darn' thing I was trying to talk to an interface board he also post a link to an updated version of the documentation. Which saved a lot of time! Cheers Dude owe you a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) 
Glenn
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You're welcome. Cheers
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Wojciech Kilar - Générique[^]
Been listening to my awesome soundtrack playlist a lot this week.
I've been listening to Ennio Morricone, Hans Zimmer, John Williams, James Horner, Howard Shore, Yann Tiersen...
But the song of the week goes to Wojciech Kilar for two reasons. First this song is simply beautiful, one of the best I've heard. Second, you probably don't know him yet, so he deserves some credit
The song is from the movie "Le Roi et l'Oiseau[^]", which is French for "The King and the Bird".
It's a childhood favorite of mine
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