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That's a good week to be in London - the GBBF[^] is on from Tuesday to Saturday! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: That's a good week
Completely by accident I assure you....
Yeah, that's my story and I am sticking to it! 
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Come over to Munich. We have better beer here
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Come over to Munich
Yeah, thanks. Been there, done that.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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In that case you can't possibly go to England for the beer. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: for the beer
Nope. Not much of a beer drinker. Had 1 beer since leaving Germany 30 years ago.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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I probably also would drink no more beer after leaving Germany.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Come over to Munich. We have better more beer here
FTFY
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I stand corrected. Better AND more.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You've never tasted beer.
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That's a bold statement. When I look out of the office window, I see the oldest still active brewery in the world on a hill. Look here.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's not Beer that is Lager.
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That's ok. With the same kind of logic the Bavarians here would declare you to be a Prussian, as any other stranger.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nonsense! You've either never been to England, or you're one of those lager-drinking fools. 
Only Belgium can rightfully claim to have better beer than us.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Oh please warm up my beer a little and get rid of all that foam
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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As I thought - a lager drinker. 
Lager has to be served cold and fizzy so that you don't notice how much it tastes like stale urine.
A decent ale, on the other hand, should be served at room temperature so that you can enjoy the flavour.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Cold. Not even close. More something like this[^].
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OK, your decent lagers tend to be much better than the pissy mass-produced crap than InBev dump on us.
Your real ales, however ... apparently there are some[^], but they're few and far between.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Let's fill in the gaps with some of the countless wheat beers, Bock and all kinds of others. No need to be so focused on ale.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Richard Deeming wrote: Only Belgium can rightfully claim to have better beer than us.
Only some of it - we have made some truly gawd-awful beers over the years! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As has Belgium - let's not forget where "Stella" comes from! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Doesn't hold a candle to the nauseating simplicity that was Watney's Red Barrel.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Before my time, but I've heard it wasn't good.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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3.9% ABV, it was the UK source of the "making love in a punt" joke, and was the beer that resulted in CAMRA being formed!
It was also sold as a "Party Seven" - seven pints of "beer" in a tin... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah thank god everybody has the same taste...
I know that "Bier" is not beer in other Languages. But i still have to say, that according to all the "BEERS" (Including Ale,Lager,Stout etc. BTW don't know if there are words for all the different types of beer in english) i drank till now i still prefer German Beer overall.
Belgium got some really tasty triple-hops indeed and they have a very nice taste but that's not for the everyday i'd say.
Czech Republic, yeah they invented the "Pils" (pilsner?), very good one and also tasty.
China and the asian countrys got pretty nice "Beer" but i think they are kinda watery (is that a word?) and don't have thah much volume in taste.
American "Beer"... piss, indeed piss or water with piss. (Although they kinda try with this funny crazy brewery stuff)
France... yeah no, except from Desperados which is not a "beer"
Spain / Portugal, tasty, (San Miguel or similar ones) but also a little to much water.
UK /Ireland, well i love Guinnes, but it also is served cold and with foam, tastes like coffee love it. Kilkenny is also a nice one, i haven't tried that many other british beers but some like London Porter and the Iron Maiden Trooper Ale. It is good but i can't say its the best.
Germany, well we have so many Beers with approx 13xx Brewerys i don't wanna begin with every type but pilsener -> very good local brewerys, wheat beer -> bavarian, darkbeer -> North of Germany.
You can't just focus on bloddy ale mate. There are so many more types of Beer and Germany has all
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