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This was so funny that I
1: upvoted the troll 5 points
2: marked the troll's post as abusive.
I can't believe you responded - you are the Chuck Norris of CP - all you had to do was stare at his/her post for 10 seconds and he/she would have vaporised. 
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: all you had to do was stare at his/her post for 10 seconds and he/she would have vaporised.
Exactly this ! Have my upvote !
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Admit it. You just wanted us to remind of OG's picture in the thread below yours.
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You should be happy that the wu-mao is so afraid of you that he didn't even try to make a few cents by posting how it's the Best Windows Evah!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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In my experience people who have to advertise how tough they are arent.
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I answered an Q&A and found some error in the markup
int values;
Shouldnt be int look like this:
int values;
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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This is an issue for Bugs 'n' Sugs; and has already been reported.
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If a squid is using the restroom, is it octopied?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If it stays inside too long, will you be shooting fish?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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they will leave their ink everywhere
Sin tack
the any key okay
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"Won't be long...just a quick squirt"
Cheers,
Mick
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A programmer is a person who always checks both ways when crossing a one-way street.
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I'm a sucker for squid jokes.
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That one's kraken me up!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Silly pun, you should be sorry,
Picking on poor calamari.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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That's a sucker joke if ever there was one.*
* Actually, no - squids are not normally 8-armed. Hang your head in shame.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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So, you go to the home page of Azure, and down at the bottom is a "Visual Studio Subscriber?" with a link to "Activate Now."
Where does this take you?
To a useless page with a "Buy a Subscription" button.
But I have a subscription, and I want to activate it!!!
And this is why I run away screaming and stick with Amazon EC2.
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: I run away screaming
Next time, please post a video of such for our entertainment.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Next time, please post a video of such for our entertainment.
I'll forward you my ex-wife's email address. She has such a video. 
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Had similar - something to do with clicking on the email from your subscription confirm email or something (I don't recall) - I emailed the "subscription services" people and they resolved it.
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Click me.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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What a waste of good beer (and candy). 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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... you ate it all yourself. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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True that!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Just updated to Windows 10 with the creator(?) update.. it made me go through the privacy settings again but things look (unless I'm mistaken) a little bit different.. Choose privacy settings for your device^
- Diagnostics - Off, but says "At the basic level, you'll be sending Microsoft less data to help fix errors you encounter."
- Tailored experiences with tailored data - Off, but says "The tips you get will be more generic and recommendations will be less relevant to you."
- Relevant ads - Off, but says "The number of ads you see won't change but they may be less relevant to you." (I think I might prefer to enable an irrelevant ads feature in this case
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This is why I have Mac and Linux boxes as well.. Microsoft is just pushing users like me away.
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I would say I already had those messages and I haven't updated to creators yet.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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