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I barely recognize French so Google translate helped.
Chère cliente, cher client,
Nous vous informons que vous venεz dε remporter une somme très importante.
Pour plus d'information consultεr les pièces jointes.
Pour la marchε à suivrε contactεr Maître DAVID JAMES par émaiL
Vous trouvεrεz son adrεsse dans les fichiεrs.
And the result - oh I will definitely click on the attachments - oh goody I so want an important sum.
Dear Client,
We inform you that you have won a very important sum.
For more information consult the attachments.
For the markets to follow, contact Maître DAVID JAMES by emaiL
You find his address in the files.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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You won the chocolate lottery! David, the good ol' Maitre chocolatier!
Btw. DeathByChocolate?
Btw2. Better delete it instantly
Btw3. Couldn't come up with anything but all good things are 3
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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If it's not the Prince of Nigeria who wants to marry you, you should probably trust them and open the attachment. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Although "importante" does translate as "important", context is everything when it comes to translation and in this context "importante" means large or substantial.
So don't let the opportunity pass you by...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I barely recognize French
They all look the same to me.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I got one of those once. It said I should contact them at their London office or have my agent do it. I replied, "OK, my agent in London will contact you. What is your address?" and I was surprised that I did not receive a reply back.
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... yeah. Yeah, I like: Artoo Deco[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'm pretty sure my Grandmother had that vacuum cleaner! It made all kinds of weird noises!
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Sounds like that vacuum sucked.
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No - for its time it was truly amazing. The next couple of models were good too. But after that they really went downhill!
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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One thing you have to understand - it really sucks if your vacuum doesn't.
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Or it... doesn't???? 
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But what... is it good for?
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It has a built-in camera. You can spy on people without drawing any attention.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Ah, now, if it has a camera in its front foot...
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Ladies always first.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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careful, that model came from the days when nothing was earthed.
accidentally pour water on it and it's lethal.
(Often credited as the original inspiration of killer robot movies.)
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lopati: roaming wrote: pour water on it and it's lethal.
This begs the question why would you pour water on a vacuum cleaner? 
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Helllooo... to put out the fire.
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A guy that hangs out here wrote a windows program that blocks programs from being loaded on a Win 7 machine.
Like if a user clicks on a bad link, the program will stop the download or installation.
I need to dig it up on a computer and turn it off to install Spotify, and then turn it back on.
It's been years, and the program works really well, in fact I forgot about it.
It was like from 4 years ago. He posted it here in the Lounge
If it ain't broke don't fix it
modified 27-Mar-18 16:38pm.
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Hi,
You should have asked this into the 'Systems Administration[^]' forum. You can do this with Group Policy.
Start->Run->gpedit
then
Computer Configurations > Administrative Templates > Windows Components > Windows Installer
Note that it only applies to windows installers. You can get further restrictions by adding a new group and only giving that group write access to 'Program Files'. Would recommend adding an implicit 'Deny' group policy for standard users.
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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Slacker007 wrote: Windows
I don't get it. Did you forget the joke icon?
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Yes, I was joking. I didn't think it warranted a joke icon...and I still don't. 
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Floccinaucinihilipilification. 
We need an icon for that.
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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