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When you empty a vacuum cleaner, you are, yourself, a vacuum cleaner.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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No, in that case, you are a vacuum cleaner cleaner! 
When you empty your mind, THEN you are a vacuum cleaner! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 18-Apr-16 10:01am.
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You reminded me of a funny way someone described their "better half" one time. She said: "He's like a broken vacuum, he thinks he sucks, but he doesn't."
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Coincidental, yes; Ironic, no.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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DavidCrow wrote: Ironic, no.
Try telling that to Alanis Morrisette!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Thank you 
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Why are you having issues with Merkel?
I have seen you posting the same in other threads too?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Because I have problems understand fault to her seem that way to jobs, crime, increased not just hers country in the singular sense, the victim of crimes due her money policy and lost opportunity.
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Suresh7 wrote: Because I have problems understand fault to her seem that way to jobs, crime, increased not just hers country in the singular sense, the victim of crimes due her money policy and lost opportunity.
Could not understand anything you wrote!! Can you please parse your sentence.
Also Lets talk in soapbox.
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Not to start a new thread for one post.
I have, while on travel in france, been victim to large cash stolen and attack. I has just been to collected currency. I was unsafe because hers policy of dumping crap there.
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Wow, So Attack on you in France and the blame is for Merkel from Germany 
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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You have to excuse his grasp of geography: he's American... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: he's American...
Right... because only Americans are allowed to select "United States" in that pull-down.
I know because I'm from Tonga and us Tongans know everything!!!
The dude is obviously a troll. Likely the same troll using a few other names around here. Sheesh!
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Mike Mullikin wrote: The dude is obviously a troll. Likely the same troll using a few other names around here
Probably. He has a lot in common with Our Resident Troll...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The English is so over-the-top bad it's likely to be an affectation.
I wonder what motivates people like this? Starved for attention? Breast fed too long? Bullied as a child? Microscopic genitals?
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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All good candidates.
I suspect that it's a reaction to a lack of control or effect in their "real" lives. If they can get any form of response they have proved to themselves that they do really exist - regardless of whatever they provoke in others. It's all very sad, really.
They never seem to realize that if they stopped posting cr@p and posted "real stuff" they would have more effect and might even make friends that weren't inflatable...
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Why talk so much we this about? Why kick just him not?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I do not understand how this insults for.....
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I've never read anything so insulting in my life!
Why, I'd quit, if you said such things about me!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Why, I'd quit, if you said such things about me!
Promise!? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I never lie, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't gamble, and I've never touched a woman!
(Hey, one out of five is a whole 20%!)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oops. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, when P3's sitting in the corner, crying, we'll know who to blame.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I have a feeling it's someone else, using a different username, to take the piss.
<Spooky music>
You can play with your words, but you can't hide from a linguist...
Da-Da-DUMMMMM!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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