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My thought exactly! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Richard Givis wrote: I have encountered so many nonsensical posts here at Code Project
Well, at least you believe there are "sensical" posts.
I have given up on the idea of finding any sensical post that was not written by myselves.
cheers, Bill
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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Ah Bill, we've read your posts - I would give up hope finding sensical there as well 
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: I would give up hope finding sensical
Well, the Duchess put it a lot better than that when she said, to Alice:
"and the moral of that is--'Be what you would seem to be'--or if you'd like it put more simply--'Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.' "
cheers, Bill
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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myselves?
just how many of you are there?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: ust how many of you are there?
Legion.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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It sounds so much more musical in Italian, though:
"I posti di Bill fanno senso"
[Wanders off, whistling innocently, to thank Google Translate for not knowing Italian]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Richard Givis wrote: Why doesn't some genius at CodeProject design a filtering algorithm that decides if the post first resembles ANY form of intelligence?
Ask Terry Pratchett (R.I.P.):
Terry Pratchett wrote: Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Google Nigeria[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The box to enter your password is missing! 
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They forgot a word: Should be "Please gladly enter..."
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Dearest [FIRSTNAME] please gladly enter account number
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/ravi
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In Australia, are the animals Koalafied to drive?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not even in Australia any animals have been koalafied. They were Koalas to begin with, or not.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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No - that would be rooed.
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do they need to be fried, or will roasting be as tasty
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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OriginalGriff wrote: In Australia, are the animals Koalafied to drive?
Don't know. Can Guru's in Australia drive?
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I don't know the answer as to wallaby or will they not be - maybe it depend upon their age.
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No, but they kan gambol around in the outback without a car.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Only if you go through the koalafication course outback, you kangaround the front though.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Yes, and I for one believe it's a croc!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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You're thinking of Austria, right? 
*Hides for all the mad Austrians and Australians*
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No because they drink Toohey's much, which Foster's an atmosphere where they bang their Crown and hurt their Tooth's and say "XXXX to your Castle", mainly. I saw once, a mini Cooper's state after a Koala had stuck out his Bluetongue at a Pure Blonde and had to Hahn over the key after a Cascade of abuse.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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