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Kevin Marois wrote: Warning/Suspensions/Beheadings
Where is the Red Queen when we need her? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Emilio Largo wrote: For those of you that use the abuse flag as a way to "downvote" someone
..should stop abusing the abuse-flag, before it will be removed to prevent this kind of abusive conduct. "Abuse" is not a downvote; it is a way to flag posts that are not spam, but which should be removed anyway. And that what happens if a lot of people vote; so don't abuse it as a downvote, it would make some threads unreadable for no-good reason.
Abuse-votes should require an extra post explaining the problem, with the name of the person who reported it clearly visible.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Emilio Largo wrote: in front of a thousand pretty ladies
The saddest part of your post is the assumption that all of CP's readership are male.
Come to think of it, the assumption is fairly valid.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Are ghost statistics paranormally distributed?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What do you mean?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's a maths joke... 
[EDIT] Ah, now I get it... So is yours... - Being slow today! [/EDIT]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: It's an average maths joke...
FTFY!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah, you're right, it certainly wasn't any better than that... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Since Venn? It's not Poisson don't ya know.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The distribution is spooky!
Sorry I'll get my sheet and leave!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Do you know, by chance, of any reliable stats model to calculate the distribution density of angels dancing on the head of a pin?  ...and, btw, this is a statistical "Mean Math joke"
<lol>Life is 2short 2remove USB safely
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Depends on 1) the size of the angel; 2) the size of the pin; 3) the level of your belief.
If 3) is null, it propagates through the equation to give a null results as well...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A pun like that is a calculated risk.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Ask a median and find out.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Wherein I meet myself going the opposite direction after having gone through a Wormhole
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Me, myself, and Ivan the Terrible Twos Company of young men just like Dewdrop Inn the Summertime when the Weather Undergroundhog Dayglowwormhole-in-the-Wall Gangrene Acres is the place for me
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Please don't do this anymore
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Kevin Marois wrote: Please don't do this anymore
If we allow other nonsensical posts then as weird as these may be, I don't see a reason to disallow them or ask OP to stop.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You can't ask someone to stop if they are not being "abusive".
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U do know you broke my CP with that post? Your text goes all further than it should...
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The text and the === line leave the "Textarea" for a post to the right, so its overshooting.
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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All down but nine; set 'em up on the other alley, pard.
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We've simplified forms a little too much, I think. http://postimg.org/image/knv1ra1ot/[^]
The sad thing is I actually think I know what to put into the fields.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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