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I don't have any friends so they're definitely not on Facebook ... although I am. I'm sure there was a reason I joined but damned if I can remember what it was!
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To get some of those friends you've heard so much about? 
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Auric Goldfinger wrote: I hope this isn't so you can hook up or anything?!
Maybe a little 
Auric Goldfinger wrote: Just remember, you really have no control of any data/images once you commit.
That's the reason I haven't had it up til now!
I'll just thread very carefully 
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Good movie...and book. 
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"Just do it"
Just go through the settings to properly setup everything.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Was doing just that, but I have no idea what to set
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No!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Too late
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Just remember: all those pretty, 23 year old women who try to "friend" you are not real.
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What did the buffalo say to his child when he left for school?
"Bison"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Now I know where they get the term "buffalo chip"
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I already herd that one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think you're going have to beef these up...
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Look at those buffaloes dad.
They're bison.
Well, its a free world.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Who would have thought that beef could be so jerkey.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The EU announced today that all future bank notes will be printed with Greece-proof paper.
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If the squeeky wheel gets the grease, will Greece be the squeeky wheel?
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Karel Čapek wrote: Greece-poop paper.
FTFY
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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..let's keep the old notes; I like the Eypo on there, part of the history of the Euro 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Who thinks bitcoin mining is a way to use distributed computing to crack encryption schemes? Or am I just paranoid?
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You are just paranoid.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Oh come on. Not just paranoid!
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