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Comedians, angoraphobes... they're cut from the same cloth.
/ravi
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My friends tell me my jokes are too khaki for their tastes.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ah, but they don't know what you have up your sleeve!
/ravi
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True, I'll keep trying to persuede them that I am in fact funny.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Just pile it on - they'll soon tire and nap.
/ravi
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Good idea, eventually they'll trow in the towel.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nah, that's just a yarn.
/ravi
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At this point I'm linen towards a different goal, you know like hardware design, a bunch of laughs hardware design is...(actually I am debugging a new piece of hardware today, woohoo!  )
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That sounds like a blanket statement.
/ravi
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OK, maybe I am full of sheet. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Don't let that tassle you.
/ravi
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Yeah, nothing is really as good as it seams.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I wish I could say something that would placket you.
/ravi
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You just want to be Shari's hand, don't you?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Not really - she's been dead for nearly 20 years...
Did you know she wrote a Star Trek episode?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Did you know she wrote a Star Trek episode?
She wanted a Spock puppet too?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You have a warped sense of humour.
I suspect more bad puns are looming.
If not, you might end up feeling be-weft.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Are you saying there's a dark cloud looming over them?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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It is the boll weevil overlords who make the ill cotton gains, the workers have to keep their cotten pickin' hands to themselves.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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What a rayon sunshine you are!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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In New Jersey: [^].
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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GoG are doing a weekend special which includes a game from '98: Die By The Sword[^] That caused me to buy a joystick many, mnay years ago.
Compared to modern games, it's pretty poor graphically, but...you swing your weapon with the mouse (or joystick) which makes it a load of fun.
And...best of all...you can clobber the bad guys with anything you pick up.
So you can hack his sword arm off, pick it up, and beat him to death with the wet end! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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