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OMNG not textbook?
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Woohoo.
We have a winner!
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Oh my farkling nacy-garments!
Your clue confused me more than your clue!
sh*t! mean's I'm up Monday
Will try to remember
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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_Maxxx_ wrote: I'm up Monday. Will try to remember
Consider this reply as a reminder. 
I ain't got no signature.
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Dropped!
Less than fifteen days ago, there was news about "Fish Rain in Thailand". One explanation was that the a cyclone sucked up the fish from sea, and threw them a large distance away on land. **
Imagining this to be true, where would you like to be dropped? Not dead, like these fish, but alive and kicking. Some cyclone comes and picks you up, and should throw you ... where?
For me, my current location Bangalore, though it would be OK if the cyclone takes me around the world, and brings me back.
** See the Internet for the real reason.
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Oz, obviously.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Oz, obviously.
You obviously haven't been keeping abreast of the weather down here. Pissing down in ways that would have the UK pointing and laughing at us. Here[^] is a brief look at last weekend when we should still be in the low 20's celsius.
I got to spend Saturday night cleaning out the garage which I found to be flooded when I went out to get beer when I ran out inside. Then garage is used for storage and unfortunately sh*t loads of stuff was in cardboard boxes stacked on the floor.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Well, you clearly are not in Kansas any more... 
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Playboy mansion might be nice.....especially if hugh wasn't around!
Failing that I would settle for back at my villa, where I could at least get a beer! 
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Right here, at home, in the Nexus!
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Behind the curtain. I love gadgets.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Web design at it's finest! clickity[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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The cardboard armour battle[^] link on the same page is worth checking out.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Yesterday I discovered that the Test Runner for xUnit tests was no longer discovering tests, among other issues. Submitting an issue got quick, but incorrect, response from the MS team. Brad Wilson, author of xUnit, added his, correct, 2 cents and I'm off to the races again.
If you are interested in the discussion and solution, https://github.com/aspnet/Testing/issues/108[^].
I must say, despite the issues with working with Beta code, I am very impressed with Asp.Net 5 and the dnx451 and dnxcore50 frameworks.
Learning to use Grunt, Gulp, Bower, Npm has been interesting as well.
Compilation is FAST, and you can mod code on a running non-debug instance and the changes take effect. Very cool.
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I tried getting Gulp Grunt (scuse the noob) up the other day, inside and outside of VS2013, and all I can say is, I can't wait for 2015 where it's 'properly' supported. Npm is quite sweet just in PowerShell.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
modified 1-May-15 2:08am.
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So yesterday the news (I forgot which) reported how both iPhones and Android phones were busily tracking and recording your locations, storing them on your phone. Disabling this feature (should you find out about it) is buried several layers deep, particularly so for the iPhone.
I'm a privacy nut but it doesn't bother me. I don't have an iPhone (or iAnything). I don't have an Android device. If it weren't immodest of me, I'd chastise everyone I know with hearty I-Told-You-So. They'd respond that it doesn't bother them and then, when I'm safely out of sight, fret about it.
So - my advice to you - one and all. Protect yourself with the blessed insight of none other than Michael Faraday: wrap your phone in aluminum foil and never be tracked (or otherwise disturbed) again.
Which emoticon is symbolizes gloating?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I don't really care if the FBI tracks me by my cell phone. I really don't.
When I become an international bad boy, then maaaybe, I might care.
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If it were 'only' the FBI, CIA, or NSA it wouldn't be so bad.
It's elephanting apple and google. To them, your info is a commodity.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: To them, your info is a commodity.
Lets be honest... to large corporations your existence is a commodity.
None of this really bothers me though... as for the FBI, CIA, NSA - I don't do anything they'd be interested in. As for Apple, Google, Microsoft - I've learned to 100% completely ignore online advertisement. Its a gift! 
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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After recently helping a friend pay for adwords...
I was SO SHOCKED at the prices. We are talking $5.00, $12.00 and $20.00
click through charges! OMG. Maybe because we chose a geographic area,
but the fees across the board are SO much higher than we thought.
His results. He spent $600 and got one person to call him. We both
decided a direct mail piece was probably a better way to go.
So, now, when I get an annoying ad. I click on it. A LOT! In different
sessions. In fact, I was thinking about writing an App for that! This
led to the an ugly conclusion about the net... LOL.
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I find it useful that my phone knows where I am and where I go. It allows it to tell me of any upcoming traffic problems and it always knows how to get me home if I don't. It can even tell me of interesting things or places nearby when I am away from home.
For someone as essentially lazy as me I find this very useful.
I also fail to see that this has, or could have, any negative impact on me at all.
It might get more adds that are targeted to me, big deal, I have been happily ignoring the ones that aren't for years now.
If I do decide to take up a life of crime and take a smart phone along with me then I don't think it is them being evil that would get me caught, but me being a dickhead.
So Google, please remember where I am, because sometimes I can't.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Try to imagine going into a Starbucks that happens to be next door to the Radical Islamist Book Store, and having your cell phone just slightly misinterpret the GPS location. This happens three times, and suddenly you discover (at the airport, when trying to go on vacation) that you're on a No Fly list, with no way to get off.
You're still not an international bad boy. Are ou still ok with being tracked?
The problem with automated data collection is that the inferences that are automatically extracted from the data don't start with the presumption of innocence.
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SeattleC++ wrote: that are automatically extracted from the data don't start with the presumption of innocence.
Rather certain that almost all of the methods associated with the No Fly list do not start with a presumption of innocence.
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