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Is the time between your foot hitting the peel and you hitting the floor 1 Bananosecond?
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But what if you don't fall?
So for every person that bananosecond is different, because of their height?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." DNA - "H2G2"
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SI should contact you, or you should.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Yes, because my IP address is banned! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Does swearing at the computer when it doesn't work count as the second sign? 
(Asking for a friend.)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I think your standards are slipping.
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The banana republic will have your head for this.
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Put it in your pipe and smoke it!
(see how old you are) 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Smoking banana skins was rather 60's (and didn't work anyway)...before my time! 
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I was too young to smoke (and live*) but old enough to hear about banana skins.
*Those were the days when a parent would whip the stuffing out of you.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Give me a minute to figure that out...
/ravi
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True
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True to form over funky music white house of card game over the rainbow bridge over troubled water under the bridge of Cy Youngbloodstone alone again naturally Remick Jaggermeister the pot pie in the skyblue moon of Kentucky moonshine a light my firetruck farm family Robinson Crusoe true
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I just came home from spending a long weekend in Blackpool. And guess who I met there on the promenade?
Dave![^]
I recognized him immediately despite the fact that it was in Blackpool, not Luton, and he seemed sober...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I see he is in good shape, isn't he.
Well looks a little stiff but nvm that
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Is it my imagination, or does he have a ... erm ... frontal protrusion ... that I don't recall the originals having?
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Guess he was in a good mood... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I do not want to know what he was looking at.
Particularly if it was a spreadsheet.
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After all of this, I would love to meet CodeProject bob face-to-face. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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ZZZzzzzaaaappppp AAZ has been assimilated oops!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Apologise for not getting the hover bikes and so on built yet - it turns out we were easily distracted by videos of kittens and the future has been delayed as a result
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Maybe going back in time ? Be retro? Watch the Movies?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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