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I probably also would drink no more beer after leaving Germany. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Come over to Munich. We have better more beer here
FTFY
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I stand corrected. Better AND more.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You've never tasted beer.
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That's a bold statement. When I look out of the office window, I see the oldest still active brewery in the world on a hill. Look here.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's not Beer that is Lager.
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That's ok. With the same kind of logic the Bavarians here would declare you to be a Prussian, as any other stranger.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nonsense! You've either never been to England, or you're one of those lager-drinking fools. 
Only Belgium can rightfully claim to have better beer than us.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Oh please warm up my beer a little and get rid of all that foam
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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As I thought - a lager drinker. 
Lager has to be served cold and fizzy so that you don't notice how much it tastes like stale urine.
A decent ale, on the other hand, should be served at room temperature so that you can enjoy the flavour.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Cold. Not even close. More something like this[^].
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OK, your decent lagers tend to be much better than the pissy mass-produced crap than InBev dump on us.
Your real ales, however ... apparently there are some[^], but they're few and far between.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Let's fill in the gaps with some of the countless wheat beers, Bock and all kinds of others. No need to be so focused on ale.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Richard Deeming wrote: Only Belgium can rightfully claim to have better beer than us.
Only some of it - we have made some truly gawd-awful beers over the years! 
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As has Belgium - let's not forget where "Stella" comes from! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Doesn't hold a candle to the nauseating simplicity that was Watney's Red Barrel.
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Before my time, but I've heard it wasn't good.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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3.9% ABV, it was the UK source of the "making love in a punt" joke, and was the beer that resulted in CAMRA being formed!
It was also sold as a "Party Seven" - seven pints of "beer" in a tin... 
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Yeah thank god everybody has the same taste...
I know that "Bier" is not beer in other Languages. But i still have to say, that according to all the "BEERS" (Including Ale,Lager,Stout etc. BTW don't know if there are words for all the different types of beer in english) i drank till now i still prefer German Beer overall.
Belgium got some really tasty triple-hops indeed and they have a very nice taste but that's not for the everyday i'd say.
Czech Republic, yeah they invented the "Pils" (pilsner?), very good one and also tasty.
China and the asian countrys got pretty nice "Beer" but i think they are kinda watery (is that a word?) and don't have thah much volume in taste.
American "Beer"... piss, indeed piss or water with piss. (Although they kinda try with this funny crazy brewery stuff)
France... yeah no, except from Desperados which is not a "beer"
Spain / Portugal, tasty, (San Miguel or similar ones) but also a little to much water.
UK /Ireland, well i love Guinnes, but it also is served cold and with foam, tastes like coffee love it. Kilkenny is also a nice one, i haven't tried that many other british beers but some like London Porter and the Iron Maiden Trooper Ale. It is good but i can't say its the best.
Germany, well we have so many Beers with approx 13xx Brewerys i don't wanna begin with every type but pilsener -> very good local brewerys, wheat beer -> bavarian, darkbeer -> North of Germany.
You can't just focus on bloddy ale mate. There are so many more types of Beer and Germany has all
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HobbyProggy wrote: they are kinda watery (is that a word?)
I think the phrase is, "like making love in a canoe". 
HobbyProggy wrote: American "Beer"... piss, indeed piss or water with piss. (Although they kinda try with this funny crazy brewery stuff)
There seem to be quite a few decent micro-breweries starting up on that side of the pond.
HobbyProggy wrote: Desperados
HobbyProggy wrote: UK /Ireland ... Guinness ... Kilkenny ... London Porter and the Iron Maiden Trooper Ale.
Proper Irish Guinness, and some of the new special versions they're producing in bottles, are OK. Regular Guinness in English pubs is terrible.
There's just a few[^] you haven't tried yet.
HobbyProggy wrote: Germany, well we have so many Beers with approx 13xx Brewerys
There are 1285 British breweries[^] in the current Good Beer Guide, producing more than 8000 different beers. Given the difference in population (64 million in the UK vs 80 million in Germany), I'd call that a win!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: I'd call that a win!
Nix waasd, schauer mol her: https://bar.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listn_vo_de_Brauarein_in_Bayern[^]
Und des san nur die von deana des buddistische Standesamt statistische Bundesamt woas.
Allmecht etzat schau ned so blead, Du Zipfiklatscher, werst scho drüber weg kemma.
Prost!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Google doesn't seem to want to make sense of any of that post, or the linked article, so all I can say is:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: I think the phrase is, "like making love in a canoe".
Seems legit ... 
Richard Deeming wrote: There seem to be quite a few decent micro-breweries starting up on that side of the pond.
Yeah i heard of that, maybe i get some of those beers to see how they are
Richard Deeming wrote: Proper Irish Guinness, and some of the new special versions they're producing in bottles, are OK. Regular Guinness in English pubs is terrible.
There's just a few[^] you haven't tried yet.
Of course i have to go to England to try out more beer / Ale but how does it come that Guiness isn't good in your pubs?
Richard Deeming wrote: There are 1285 British breweries[^] in the current Good Beer Guide, producing more than 8000 different beers. Given the difference in population (64 million in the UK vs 80 million in Germany), I'd call that a win!
Well if you'd see it on ppls count, maybe, but actually i think a lot of brewerys are missing in source so dunno if it's a win
And we are drinking 80,03 Mio. hl a year ^^ I'd call that a win (because we are 2nd in beer drinking)
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HobbyProggy wrote: how does it come that Guiness isn't good in your pubs?
The Guinness sold in UK pubs used to be brewed in London, and they changed the recipe to make it "more drinkable".
There was also the abomination they called "Extra Cold", which should be avoided at all costs.
It might have improved since they moved production back to Dublin, but decent pubs tend to have more interesting beers on, so I haven't tried draught Guinness recently.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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He's a yank, they drink budweiser, pony piss. Wouldn't know an english beer if it spilt on him.
For a lager drinker the english beer is an acquired taste, flat and warm is not a drink.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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