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OriginalGriff wrote: as it gets her too wound up to sleep if I do
All the better for you I say. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Jeez--how does she handle the evening news?
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With a lot of shouting and a fair admit of swearwords...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The rear view mirror was patented in 1921 and we haven't looked back since...
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I've been told that cigarette lighters in vehicles were discontinued because nobody uses them anymore...
...so why do vehicles still have turn-signals?
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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I'm pretty sure BMW's don't, I've never seen one in action on one of those anyway.
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I did a few weeks ago.
Admittedly it was flashing for ages and didn't turn that we at all, but it proves they work.
Bloke probably took it to a garage to complain about an irritating ticking noise whilst he was driving along.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Did you know Yoda was a baker before he became a Jedi? Dough or Dough knot: there is no rye.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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At yeast warn us when the puns are this bad.
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I agree, he kneads to warn us.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I don't think that he'll rise to the occasion.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Careful - he's got a baker's dozen of these up his sleeve.
/ravi
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Ah, so it's better to burn out than it is to crust?*
*My apologies to Neil Young
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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When will he get ciabatta at this?
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I dunno, but it won't be a cakewalk.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Careful, you're a scone's throw from being sued by Neil!
/ravi
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Before he sues maybe we can have a tart to tart chat.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's a sweet thought. I would invite his cinammon girl.
/ravi
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..and take her to sugar mountain?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, down by the river.
/ravi
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There shouldn't be too many people down there, as it's after the gold rush.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You mean he abandoned the dough side of the force?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Sift through these half-baked comments more carefully.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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@OriginalGrifff is, once again, feeding the technology masses with well-grounded puns floured with wit blended through and through as is evident of the leavened humor causing the rise of commentary to the same, though they're not all they're cracked up to be, despite the multi-(en)grained play upon words we so desperately try to fold into this reciped thread.
(I'll get my baker's hat...)
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