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If you use "robotic lizard" instead of just "lizard" then you can refine the punch line to e-reptile dysfunction.
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Q: What do you call it when a robotic lizard can't boot up?
A: E-reptile Dysfunction
Jeremy Falcon
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Even better.  
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UFO landing. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Space Jellyfish! 
Are you trying to confuse us all with name changes, or just me? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This makes me want to take my telescope out of the shed tonight.
But, as always, you can be sure that as the sky gets darker the clouds magically appear. Nature will stop at nothing to thwart my attempts at observing it. 
Try Grapple for Android, it has a naked pixel guy in it!
Also, loads of blood and some snakes.
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From Pretty to Pretty (Apologies to Shakespeare (Bacon?))
======================================
Pretty Boy Floyd Meriweather forecastor oil drums along the mohawks and dovecoat of mailman o' war is help me Rhonda sure is pretty
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what? was? ¿qué? che что? quoi? что? che ¿qué? was? what?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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With this and the thought of the day, I'm beginning to think there are several people here living on that razor's edge between genius and insanity. I just don't know which side of the line either of them lie.
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If people stop responding, he'll stop posting
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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A bit auld puzzle, but still unknown to many and kinda entertaining: How to a Create Chocolate out of Nothing[^]. Making something out of nothing seems like so inspirational/exciting idea, almost like inventing a Perpetuum Mobile  ...
Just in case, simple explanation can be found here[^]. Unfortunately, no free lunch but have fun! 
<lol>Life is 2short 2remove USB safely
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Why are you posting so many messages with links to your own website? It's starting to look like site-driving spam to me. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: website
That about me page reminds me of good ol' Bill SerGio.
Jeremy Falcon
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I just checked his about me video -- link[^]. About 1:33 minutes into it, after he talks about how he's been around so many famous people despite you never seeing them together in the footage, he clearly photoshopped himself in that scene with Gary Busey.
Jeremy Falcon
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You named He That Should Not Be Named! 
Let's hope that the summoning does not happen. I don't miss his rantings at all.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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I was hoping it would be like Betelgeuse, as long as it's not said three times...
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: three times
I have seen in the past where that particular devil has been summoned in one utterance. I suppose that we can hope that age has slowed him down.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Richard Deeming wrote: Why are you posting so many messages with links to your own website? It's starting to look like site-driving spam to me.
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No reply?
Silence on the wire.
Maybe you've figured out how to silence him. I suggest you just post that same message on every one of his posts and he'll soon stop.
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If he keeps going at the rate he has been, I'm inclined to start flagging the messages as spam. 
Particularly as most of them seem to be YouTube videos wrapped in his own site, so he can display his own ads around them.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yep, I said it out loud. I like Windows 8.1.
I develop on it and it works great for me so why would I even care about Windows 10?
Seriously, are there any benefits?
Mostly what it sounds like I get is MORE INTRUSION from MICROSOFT.
Anyone? Anyone?
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newton.saber wrote: MORE INTRUSIONSafety from MICROSOFT.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Haha, thanks for clearing that up.
I feel so much safer intruded upon now. 
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I suppose if the airlines can rip away our personal freedoms in the US, why not MS?
Jeremy Falcon
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