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but then some managers had some meetings and all danger of achieving something has been pushed back a week.
Add your own favourite swear words.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Yippie ki-yay mother-elephanter?
Geek code v 3.12 {
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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den2k88 wrote: If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
I like it! This could be done as long as je/jne/jl/jle and all of the other branch instructions are not counted 
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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Yes, all one really needs is the following:
stc
jc {your_label_to_JMP_to}
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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We need to put together a cross-department working group to come up with a strategy to identify any underlying headwinds in our execution pipeline. 
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: We need to put together a cross-department working group
We're above that: every working group in each department is already cross.
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Now that was funny. I can go to bed now. 
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: put together a cross-department working group to come up with a strategy to identify any underlying headwinds in our execution pipeline
How did you get our company's mission statement? It took us a month long offsite meeting to come up with that and it is only printed on our (non-electronic) whiteboard. Are you able to hack whiteboards? 
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Why not just change the wallpaper[^] on your desktop?
veni bibi saltavi
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Pretty!
Elephanting Sunshine!
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Here's ya some inspirational wallpaper for your PC. clickity[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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+24 for linking to a great site. Almost all of my wallpaper comes from this site.
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I used to get a lot of wallpaper online then when I started getting serious about photography I started using my own pictures.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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chriselst wrote: pushed back a week
You're light years ahead of us.. here things are put back years! 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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A week. For now.
I had hoped to start this work in July, I thought it was actually going to happen this Friday, had a consultant booked in and everything, all signed off, then today a meeting occurred.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Here's a business venture you can work on while you wait...
http://dilbert.com/strip/1991-12-24[^]
Now, that's an old Dilbert. Last time you read it, you probably downloaded it from a BBS using a 9600 baud modem.  Oh, wait, that was me.
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I'm with your manager on this one.
You'd best double check that you have uniquely fostered the interdependent meta-services to conveniently facilitate mission-critical innovation before you do any work!
Or were you just going to do that without having a meeting up front?
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Movie Quote Of The Day
"Ugliest face in all of Paris", remember? I don't think I'm her type.
Which movie?
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I am soooooo not going there... 
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Ah, come on go for it. I usually do. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Paris Hilton has more than one face?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Apparently so[^]
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The Hunchback of Notre-Dame
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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