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Is early today, as it's Christmas Eve!
Was Santa's red-nosed reindeer really named Brewdolph?
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You don't brew the spirit of Christmas, you distill it!
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I'll drink to that.
/ravi
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Cheers, Ravi! And serve it with a ham sandwich, if you please... Me, I'm having barbequed pork shoulder for Christmas, with chocolate satin pie. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Merry Xmas and a very happy New Year to you, Roger!
/ravi
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Otherwise known as Tescos. Note to self, stop making resolution s not to shop on Xmas eve and don't!
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Did the perishable stuff yesterday - the big ASDA was heaving, standing room only in the damn car park!
Dropped herself off at work 08:30 this morning and went directly to little ASDA for bits she forgot. Pretty clear of people except those who need two trolleys (one full of bread) because the shops are shut for one whole day ... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Pretty clear of people except those who need two trolleys (one full of bread) because the shops are shut for one whole day ... 
yup - see it here - its like disaster/siege mentality, except adding 'mentality' there gives the perps waaaay too much credit
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The wife and daughter are out now, shopping. May they be strong. May they be quick.
I will be faarrrkkkking legless before I am carriedcto the car ftombhere. - Michael Martin - Christmas 2015
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Slacker007 wrote: May they be strong. May they be quick. May they survive.
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You've got to love us Brits. Same date every year yet it still comes a surprise!
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And that's why I got them to deliver on Tuesday.
This space for rent
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My problem with that was there were always "substitutions" - which generally had little or nothing to do with what I ordered...
One substitution was 100g strong cheddar == one whole wheel of brie
OK it was cheese, but...
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You can choose the no substitutions option or define exactly what they should substitute, you know. And you can always just hand back any substitution you don't like to the driver and get a refund. It's got to be a lot easier to pop round to your local shops to get a lump of cheese than risking life and limb in the big Tesco on Christmas Eve! 
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Yeah, I know - buy that doesn't help when it's the Tuesday before Christmas and you don't get what you wanted (or she wanted)...: laugh:
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I'm not sure if it's a curse of every other place or the boon of the bathroom. I get more creative ideas /concepts when I'm taking a bath and forget them completely without a trace when I come out of the bathroom.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Wow, someone gave it a serious thought! Cool.
Real men generate heat and write through the stream[^] on the glass though. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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For a second I assumed the other type of bathroom; I used to keep a red pen for whiteboards in there, as the door was close by and works really well as a whiteboard.
So, as an alternative; there is an app that turns your phone into a recording machine (like sleep recorder does). Put it somewhere in a dry spot in the bathroom and explain your concepts or ideas loudly 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: explain your concepts or ideas loudly
People in apartments should be a bit careful from their neighbors, in particular if they are surrounded by techies. We should explain it in an obfuscated way. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Vunic wrote: explain it in an obfuscated way
Oh come on! Most techies can't explain anything in a non-obfuscated way! 
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Enjoy with your family and loved ones, this new year brings you what ever you desire for...
Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
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Suvabrata Roy wrote: new year brings you what ever you desire for
She might object - she's never met me! 
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Licking may be involved, yes... 
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