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I have an MVP certificate up in my cube. So far no one's mentioned it. 
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Here's a novel idea: *talk to him*
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Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Quote: crews removed his clothing to ensure he didn't get cold
Huh? Or uh-uh, nod's as good as a wink! Not sure which!
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I'm guessing he needed a stiff one after that experience fnarr fnarr.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I am just writing some code in a script language that ressembles C in a third-party tool. Both new to me.
And I needed to convert hex chars in decimal (for instance "0F" -> 15), and there is of course no built-in function for that.
So I have made ... an ASCII-index based look-up table. Bad, bad me. 
But it works !
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Nothing wrong with that.. you'd get more points for doing math with ASCII chars
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In another part, I convert one value from decimal to a string of hex chars, and make a strcomp to check a match with another hex string.
Should I already talk about that goto ?
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Rage wrote: Should I already talk about that goto ?
Real men aren't afraid to use Goto's!!! 
Now I'll grab my coat and get out of here before the sh*t hits the fan... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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My personal favorite in C++ is
#define private public
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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We have enough problems as it is, this just makes it worse!
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Johnny J. wrote: Real men aren't afraid to use Goto's!!!
There's nothing wrong with using a goto to exit a block. I do it all the time. I just happen to spell it break, continue and return.
/ravi
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Johnny J. wrote: Now I'll grab my coat and get GOTO out of here before the sh*t hits the fan..
FTFY
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Kevin Marois wrote: Now I'll grab my coat and get GOTO break out of here before the sh*t hits the fan..
FTFY 
/ravi
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Yeah, but his return and continue are the problem.
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Too simple. Some kind of case structure of if/then/elseif makes for longer and harder maintainable code...
Because that's the goal, right? To make yourself indispensable??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 12-Aug-15 9:18am.
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Take it to "Weird and Wonderful"
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That is indeed where it belongs. I had forgotten about that forum... 
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It doesn't get nearly enough use.
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I was reminded of these types of quiz (from my youth where they were the staple of many a comic) but found some of my acquaintances had never experienced them!
So here you go!
What am I?
My first is in Project and also in Code
My second's in Oracle, and in Toad
My third is in Import but not in export
My fourth's in Exception but never in caught
My fifth is in Dump But not in Core
My sixth is in Fortran and also in Forth
My seventh in Disk Drive but not SSD
My last is in Sergey and also Larry
My whole is the reason that we all are here
And I don't mean god, Quetzalcoatl or beer!
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My first is in oec - C
My second's in Oa - O
My third is in Im - M
My fourth's in Exepion - P
My fifth is in Dump - U
My sixth is in Fort - T
My seventh in ikrive - E
My last is in ry - R
My whole is the reason that we all are here
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Rage wrote: My whole is the reason that we all are here
Wait ... what? I thought this was the Bacon Appreciation Society!
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We came for the Computers - we stayed for the Bacon
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Clickety[^]
Hope to God it can receive pizza deliveries as well!
If so, Shut up and take my money!!!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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